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A subreddit dedicated to understanding the realities of human social and sexual behavior.
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2020.10.22 09:07 chinesefox97 Joey’s ballbusting sisters Part 2

This is the sequel to a story I wrote a few days back. If you like this please do give part 1 and my other stories a read.
WARNING contains: underaged ballbusting, incest ballbusting, foot worship, shoe humiliation, ruined orgasms.
I was sitting on the couch later that night after we had ordered and eaten pizza with my youngest sister Lexi.
She had her feet on my lap and was making me blow them dry after I had just given them a pedicure.
My other sister Lauri walked in a few minutes later with a pissy face and even nastier attitude.
“Hey Lauri. What’s up?” Lexi greeted her
“Just had the worst date ever and I’m really pissed off. I’m going to need to let out some anger.” Lauri ranted
Lauri glared at me Lexi looked at me and started giggling.
“Sorry bro looks like you’ve got a long night ahead.” Lexi teased as she rubbed her foot on my face gently
“What the fuck are you waiting for loser? Pants down and legs spread!” Lauri commanded
I got up and took of my pants and stood in front of my two beautiful sister.
Lauri was dressed in a tight elegant black dress with matching 2 inch pointy toed black pumps wearing her long blonde hair down.
Lexi on the other hand was wearing a simple loose T Shirt, ripped jeans and her old well worn converse and had her hair in a ponytail.
“Why the fuck are you hard?” Lauri asked
“That’s probably my fault. I was teasing him before you showed up.” Lexi giggled.
“Fuck! Your own sister turns you on. You disgusting pervert!” Lauri screamed out as she swung her foot out and kicked me in the balls with her heels.
I bended over but didn’t fall down. Over the years of getting my balls busted by my sisters had slowly built up my endurance.
Lauri kicked again and again as I stayed standing despite it getting harder with my knees buckling. The point of her shoes kept getting caught and I figured my scrotum and inner thighs were probably full of cuts now but despite the pain spreading I was still able to stay up.
After about 5 kicks she stopped.
“Lexi you wanna give it a go?” Lauri said as she volunteered my balls.
“Sure sis. The problem with wearing heels is you don’t get balance to get a good kick in. While they may hurt more you can’t get momentum in with a running start unlike my good old chucks.” Lexi said as she demonstrated by getting a good running start and landing her foot square on my balls with enough force to send me to the floor.
“Oh sorry big bro? Did I overdo it?” she asked as I just groaned in reply as I clenched my balls grimacing in pain.
“I see. I guess your girl next door look does have it’s perks.” Lauri said as they both laughed.
“Slave take off my shoes! Imma kick you with my barefeet so I can also get a running start.” Lauri explained
I crawled over her and started trying to take her shoes off when she stopped me.
“Kiss my shoes first before taking them off.” Lauri instructed as I did as told
“Now lick the bottoms clean. It rained a while ago and it got kinda muddy.” she instructed me callously.
I paused as I really didn’t wanna lick the mud of the bottom of her shoes. And I looked back at her begging her to reconsider.
“Now slave!” Lauri demanded.
I looked at Lexi pleading to get her to talk her big sister out of it.
“Sorry big bro.” Lexi said laughing. “It’s okay you’ve done a lot worse. Just suck it up and I’ll make it up to you later.” she added
She was right I have done more humiliating things and taking more intense beatings. So I proceeded to lick the mud and dirt of the bottom of my sister’s shoes.
“ I swear Lexi you spoil him. You’re always too easy on him.” Lauri scolded her
“You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar sis. Besides he does everything we tell him to do. If it’ll make you happy I’ll try to kick his balls right off his body again.” Lexi offered as the both laughed as I continued licking.
That was their dynamic. Lexi was the cute, sweet, playful good cop and Lauri was the cruel, demanding bad cop. Obviously I preferred being under my youngest sister Lexi but there were times when Lauri would just turn me on with how cruel and sadistic she was in ways that Lexi just couldn’t.
After I was done licking Lauri’s shoes clean I took them off and then proceeded to clean Lexi’s dirty old chucks. They were her favorite pair that she wore nearly everyday and her favorite ballbusting shoes. After wearing them everyday for years you could imagine how dirty and smelly they were which turned me on; that didn’t go unnoticed.
“Get up Joey. You’re having a little too much fun.” Lauri instructed me
I assumed the position and Lauri got a running start to kick me in the balls with her beautiful bare feet going full speed right to my nut sack.
I fell to the floor as she placed her foot on top of my head.
“Get on your knees and spread loser we’re not yet done. And take your underwear off. I’m feeling especially mean today.” Lauri stated
“Are you ever nice?” Lexi asked
“Not to losers.” Lauri replied as she gave me another hard barefoot kick this time to my bare balls while I was on my knees with my legs spread.
“Nothing like the sound of bare feet hitting bare balls.” Lauri said laughing
“Looks fun. Let me try that.” Lexi said as she kicked of her chucks and got a running start kicking my bare balls with her beautiful bare feet.
I was on the ground clenching my balls rolling in pain.
“I feel better now but still not completely. You know what would make me feel better. Kicking his balls with the new matching combat boots he got us both last month.” Lauri proposed.
“Ohhh that sounds like a blast.” Lexi said clapping.
“Slave go fetch the combat boots you got us.” Lauri commanded
“No. I can’t take kick from combat boots.” I replied
Lauri got on her knees and started slapping me and spat on me. “ Did you just tell me no?”
“I can’t take anymore kicks.” I replied as she got angrier and continued slapping me.
“Lauri that’s enough.” Lexi said as she got on her knees to my level. “Joey you’re a good slave. We appreciate what you do for us.” She said as she patted me gently.
“But we would really appreciate it a lot more if you take some kicks from us in those combat boots.” Lexi added
“I can’t my balls are so sore.” I argued
Lexi grabbed my balls gently in her hand. “They look fine big bro. They’re not sore from the ballbusting they’re probably sore from me teasing you all night. Tell you what, you take a few more kicks from us and I’ll give you a foot job later. Lauri will even let you worship her feet while I do.” Lexi proposed
“Lexi no.” Lauri objected
“It’s okay big sis it will be fun trust me.” Lexi said as she winked at Lauri.
I didn’t know what was going on but she was right I was blue balled all night which was probably adding to the pain. So I agreed and fetched the boots and helped them put it on.
“How much did these cost you again?” Lexi asked as she wore them
“600 Dollars each.” I replied
“And two testicles.” Lauri said as they both laughed.
I assumed the position and tried to take their kicks without falling to get it over as quickly as possible so I could enjoy my reward. After all cumming under the foot of these two beauties would be a dream come true for a lot of guys including myself.
“Just to show you I’m not completely heartless Joey. We’ll only be kicking you once each. Then you can get your reward.” Lauri offered
I agreed and braced myself.
Lexi kicked first from behind and caught me off guard Lauri immediately followed not giving me anytime to recover or brace myself as I fell in pain. The hard heavy tips of their shoes making contact with my bare balls was overwhelming.
“See big bro. That wasn’t so bad.” Lexi said as they took off her shoes. “Now it’s reward time.”
“You’ve been a good slave Joey. And to show you that I appreciate it. I’ll even let you choose whose feet you want to worship and whose feet you want to be the one stroking your dick.” Lauri said
I thought about it and figured I trusted Lexi way more to give me a satisfying footjob. So I chose to be under Lauri’s feet while Lexi gave me the footjob.
They sat on the couch as I got in position for my well deserved reward.
“Oh Joey. Just one teeny, tiny thing. If you’re about to cum tell me so we can get ready for it okii? Lexi pleaded.
I agreed and got under their feet and they began. Lexi put some lotion on her feet and started rubbing gently on my balls and rubbing her foot against my cock.
I was immediately rock hard as I kissed the bottom of Lauri’ beautiful feet and she rubbed her smooth soles and wiggled her toes on my face while Lexi’s feet was brining me to heaven as she stroked my cock with her toes.
It didn’t take long for me to climax and about to release.
“I’m about to cum.” I said
“Now!” Lauri shouted as Lexi stopped stroking and started stomping my balls repeatedly with the soles of her foot as the cum came flying out as she literally stomped the cum out.
I was about to scream in pain but Lauri’s foot was still covering my face.
Lexi hit my balls a few more times after the last drop had been stomped out to make sure she had gotten it all.
“See Lauri. I told you it would be fun? Well for us not so much for Joey.” Lexi said as they both laughed.
“Good night loser. We’ll call you again if we need you for anything.” Lauri said as I clenched my balls and rolled in the ground while she walked away.
“Good night big bro. We still have a few more days of fun ahead of us.” Lexi said giggling as she got down and kissed me on the cheek before leaving me to deal with the pain.
Thanks for the read guys. If you guys like this I’ll post the next part soon. Please let me know what you guys think :)
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2020.10.22 07:05 the-eclectic-chair $1600 CAD for Linux/Windows dual boot, 4k gaming

What will you be doing with this PC? Be as specific as possible, and include specific games or programs you will be using.
Machine Learning, Gaming (ideally beautiful 4k. I don't care about 60-120fps. I just want big beautiful words), some Software Development (although I will do most of that on my Mac)
What is your maximum budget before rebates/shipping/taxes?
$1600 CAD if that's not unreasonable
When do you plan on building/buying the PC? Note: beyond a week or two from today means any build you receive will be out of date when you want to buy.
I would want to be able to give it to myself for Christmas.
What, exactly, do you need included in the budget? (ToweOS/monitokeyboard/mouse/etc)
Tower. Already have monitor. Want to be able to use magic keyboard and touchpad I use for Mac with this machine.
Which country (and state/province) will you be purchasing the parts in? If you're in US, do you have access to a Microcenter location?
Canada/Quebec
If reusing any parts (including monitor(s)/keyboard/mouse/etc), what parts will you be reusing? Brands and models are appreciated.
LG UDUD58-B 5K 60hz Microsoft Surface Mouse (if I can't use touchpad)
Will you be overclocking? If yes, are you interested in overclocking right away, or down the line? CPU and/or GPU?
Possibly yes, but down the line. Not a requirement.
Are there any specific features or items you want/need in the build? (ex: SSD, large amount of storage or a RAID setup, CUDA or OpenCL support, etc)
SSD, CUDA, OpenCL
Do you have any specific case preferences (Size like ITX/microATX/mid-towefull-tower, styles, colors, window or not, LED lighting, etc), or a particular color theme preference for the components?
I like the matte black look but am open to suggestions. I usually like simple and sleek with minimal tasteful flairs.
Do you need a copy of Windows included in the budget? If you do need one included, do you have a preference?
No
Extra info or particulars:
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2020.10.22 05:08 crazyratgirl Don't do drugs. But if you do, do it at home and not with a murderer around.

I’ve been wanting to tell this for a while now but didn’t know where to share it. Here seems to be the perfect place. Now buckle up because this is going to be a long ass ride.
For context: I’m a Brazilian woman. In Brazil, there are some places known as “favelas”, which are something between a neighbourhood and a community; according to Wikipedia, it’s “a type of low-income informal settlement in Brazil that has experienced historical governmental neglectIt’s”. It’s a really rough place, and some places are worse than others. There’s a lot of violence there, many thugs, bandits and lots of drug dealers. Obviously, not all the people who live there are bad people, on the contrary; most people are awesome and are just trying to live their lives. But it’s definitely not a good nor a safe place, especially if you’re not a local. When you live there you kind of have the “protection” from the drug lords, but if you’re a new face… let’s say it’s better to avoid it.
Now, on the night of December 28th 2019, I went to a couple’s apartment, E. (M) and L (F). They were my friends and we were working on a project together, so we made plans to finish it that night. They lived in an apartment in a complex of buildings, which meant I needed them to talk to the doorman so I could get in. However, when I arrived there, they told me that there was going to be some parties in the University nearby. I used to go to that uni, was familiar with it and it’s parties, so I thought it would be great and we took off. We could get there by foot, but it was 11 PM already, so we took a ride there with a pal.
We got to an open party in the yard of one of the institutes where we met with some friends, but the stars of the story were D. (M) and J. (F). They were also a couple who had been dating for a few months now. They were nice people, but they used A LOT of drugs. Now, I’m a big fan of recreational drugs myself, so I don’t judge. But I try to be responsible (although this time I admit I messed up), I don’t abuse it but, as a side note, I don’t really like cocaine. I tried it a couple of times, but didn’t get the hype and don’t do it anymore. My friends, on the other hand, were huge fans of coke and also drank a lot. Not a good combination. Not a good combination at all.
While at the party, as I was talking to another friend, L. (M), he mentioned that he had some Jesus LSD. For those of you who don’t know, different LSDs have different micro dosages, and Jesus is absurdly strong. It’s not recommended to take it whole, but ¼ or even ⅛ of it. I was unaware of how strong it was and took half of it, and another friend took the other half. Now, I only took it because I knew the uni very well, had many people I trusted around and, most important, had talked to my friends and we decided to go home soon. My idea was to get high when I arrived home, which should happen in the next 40 min, so I was chill.
However, right after I took it my friends came up to me and said “There’s a party happening at the Architecture building, people say it’s awesome. Let’s check it out and we’ll go home after”. I was pretty bummed because I wanted to leave and I needed them to get in their house, where my stuff was. So I agreed and we headed to the other building.
Upon arriving there, we found out that it was a closed party, that you had to pay to get in, but the tickets, which were some colorful bracelets, were sold out. So E. suggested that we searched the floor to find tickets that people had thrown away when leaving, and I didn’t really feel like it, so I told them I’d be at the stairs in front of the building, sitting and chilling. I felt great, there were people around and I just wanted to enjoy my trip. As I was lying on the stairs and staring at the leaves on the trees, they started to float like smoke and move weirdly, and I knew I was getting pretty high, so after a while I just wanted to leave. And that’s when I met D. and J. But they weren’t alone. They were in the company of another couple, I. (F) and R. (M). I knew I. from a previous party, and I knew she was a drug dealer. She was the sweetest person, just a bit crazy, but she had a very rough life and needed to sell drugs to make ends meet. Her husband, R., was also a drug dealer, but I didn’t know him until then. But we’ll get more into that later.
D. had already lived in E. and L.’s building and was there all the time, so the doormen always let him in, even when the other two weren’t there. So he said “Look, we just want to buy some cocaine, but it’ll be super fast and I’ll get you there in no time”. I asked where they were going to buy it, and they said that we were going to the “big wall” (in Portuguese, paredão, I didn’t find a better translation lol), which was in the middle of the favela that was literally next to the university. I wasn’t too keen on the idea of going to such a place in broad daylight, let alone high af at 3 AM. But I wasn’t thinking right and agreed.
They were all already pretty high from booze and coke. They had been doing it since we arrived and I was kinda nervous since they were being really loud, and R. was acting really weird. You could say he was… similar to a gangster? I don’t really know how to describe it, Brazilian drug dealers are a unique kind. They listen and produce tons of songs about killing the police and their enemies (read: people from different factions - not sure if this is the right word either - or who were on their way) and they have this strong sense of community, hierarchy and respect among themselves.
When we got to the favela we started to go deeper and deeper. I thought at the time that it would be closer to the entrance, as D. led me to believe it, but we never seemed to get there. After some time walking, we got to a stretch that had a dirt floor for pedestrians, a huge ass hill on our left and a paved road on our right. It was also really, really dark.
I was walking with I. by my side, D. was holding J.’s hand and talking to R. a few steps in front of us when this car approached us. I started to panic because it slowed down and I could see that they lowered their windows just a little bit and started to talk to D. and J. I couldn’t understand what they were saying, but I could see that D. was getting angry and things were not looking good. They seem to argue a little bit and I was trying to stay cool as I knew I absolutely could NOT lose my shit there. The worst part though is that I AM SURE I saw guns. My dudes, I was almost shitting my pants. I thought they would start a fight there and then and that people would die, including me so there would be no witnesses. And honestly, from what I know that these guys do to people, a shot to my head wouldn’t even have been that bad. Thankfully, the car sped off and they were gone.
Then I asked them what the fuck had just happened and they told me that J. had already dated the driver, who was also a drug dealer, and he got jealous because she was with D., so they started to mess with him and that’s when things started to escalate. But since they were gone I only had my shaking hands and knees to focus on.
However, they weren’t really gone. A few minutes later the car passed us by again. They didn’t stop, but they drove by super close to us. I was terrified and wanted to go away, but they reassured me we were getting to the place and from there it was really close to my friends’ house. I was doing my best to stay cool, but I was insanely high at that point, and LSD can really amplify your feelings, so if you have a bad trip you’re screwed. And I was having THE WORST trip.
We got to the place, they got their shit and we went off again. And guess what? The car passed us by again. And again, very close. They drove off without saying anything. At that point I was almost crying, and they weren’t helping, because they were being extremely loud, it was 5 in the morning and there were some people going to work and staring at us, and, worst of all, we’d constantly see police cars near us. The police are also a terrifying breed, they are known for killing black people and people who live in the favela. They are very brutal and violent to everyone. And my friends were drawing so much attention that I was sure that the police would arrest us for possession, even though I didn’t have anything on me, or do something worse.
As we were almost out of the favela, we were leaving an alley that ended at the corner of a street… and we could see the car approaching us. This time, though, they slowed down and were almost touching us. They were trying to intimidate us and, frankly, they were doing a great job. At least with me. But D. and R. got enraged and they wanted to fight with the guys, saying that if they did it again they wouldn’t let it go and etc. I was absurdly terrified and begged them not to do anything, just to get me home. Thankfully, we didn’t cross paths with them again and got to the building safely.
Now, this is not the end of the story. No, my good sir. As if I wasn’t in pieces already and scared, the nightmare continued. Because instead of just taking me there they decided to go inside too and wait for L. and E. there. I just wanted to sleep but I wouldn’t be able to do it with them screaming in the living room, and honestly, I didn’t trust them. They were really fucked up from the drugs already, and I was afraid it could get worse.
While we were in the living room we chatted while they drank more and did more coke. I was expecting one of them to overdose and drop dead at any time, which also scared me because how would I explain it to the hospital or to the police if it came to it? But at least I was in the safety of my friends’ house. However, as we started to chat, I could see how mentally unstable and absolutely batshit crazy R. was. At one point we were alone in the living room and he proceeded to tell me how he had killed 7 people already, and one of them he had thrown from an apartment window. And I was like “Oh, really? Oh well, you gotta do what you gotta do” with the biggest poker face I could pull off, but I was panicking and screaming inside. I was having a terrible LSD trip already and now I knew that this dude was a murderer. Holy shit. And I can’t remember much that he said to me that night, but one thing I do remember is that he had overdosed 3 times already. And he would talk A LOT about his “brothers” - the other dealers from his group. He was a clearly messed up and violent person.
I think that the worst part was when I was talking to I., and she had this beautiful red hair with curls, and was saying how she wanted to straighten it. I said, obviously joking and figuratively “Oh no, don’t do it, I’ll kill you if you do!” and R. flipped off, he started to say how she would do whatever she wanted, that I wasn’t going to hurt her and shit. I. quickly intervened and said “Babe she’s joking, she just thinks I look great right now” and he cooled off. But DAMN. I thought he was going to throw me off the window too.
After that I couldn’t really get comfortable anymore and pretended I was going to sleep. I locked myself in the room I was supposed to sleep in and after a while they left. But I remember panicking multiple times because I thought I heard them having a fight, and I’m not sure if they did, but they were so messed up I was afraid things would escalate and I’d become a witness of a violent murder. Thankfully, they gave up on waiting L. and E. and left to D.’s house, which was nearby.
After they left I called my boyfriend at the time and begged him to let me go there because I was too frightened and didn’t want to be alone. He said no problem and I went there. At this point I started to cry because I was so shaken. When I arrived at his place I couldn’t even describe what had just happened. I literally thought I’d die at least 5 times that night.
When I finally could explain everything he was like “Damn… but I told you D. was trouble”. He and D. had known each other for years, but from what he told me D. was only lazy, lied, was a terrible coworker, but a really nice guy in general, if that makes any sense. Indeed, he told me that, but I never thought that THIS was the kind of trouble he was.
So, kids, moral of the story: don’t do drugs. But if you do, do it at home without crazy ass friends and a murderer around.
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2020.10.22 04:59 kzlife76 Today marks 9 years since my unwanted divorce.

Thanks to Facebook reminding me of some posts I made 9 years ago, I realized that today was the day I (m37) unwillingly walked into the court house to finalize my divorce from my first wife (f37). It was a terribly emotional day for me that started out with a tearful court proceeding, followed by a raging party with all of my new friends, ending in a total break down on my porch with my 2 best friends. This was the final nail in the coffin of a 12 year relationship.

The Relationship
We met in high school. I was a junior and she was a sophomore. We really only ever went on 1 date when we first starting dating. We hit it off right away and I even got along with her family. Her dad liked me because I had a job (2 jobs in the summer) and paid for my own car and other expenses. We dated for several years and experienced a lot of things together. She was my absolute best friend in the world. Her family was my family. We got engaged but waited several years to have a wedding because we didn't have any money. Finally, after I finished college, we got married. For me, that was it. That was the last person I would ever be romantically involved with. We talked about starting a family and even tried getting pregnant. It just never happened for us.

The Collapse
I won't pretend I was a perfect husband. I was far from it. I deal with depression and anxiety but at the time, I didn't deal with it well. I was addicted to video games. I often got frustrated and completely lost my temper. I would yell and scream until I was horse. Sometimes I would lash out at her verbally. Apparently, she had been fed up with this for about 6 months by the time I found out she had been cheating on me for at least a month. When I suspected something was wrong, I suggested counseling. She agreed and we made it through 1 session where she vehemently denied cheating. However, about a week later, I had confirmation from a friend of hers. I was utterly destroyed. Of course, this came out in anger. I yelled and screamed, which was the exact thing that had pushed her away to begin with. After collecting myself though, I did everything I could to convince her to stay. I continued going to counseling, even though we were doing separate sessions. I went to the doctor and got back on anxiety medication. I went to Church (which is the thing that had the most profound effect on me). I battled for her every day for a month. I gave her space to figure things out. I even stayed with a friend for a few days and didn't talk to her so she could stay in our house. I could barely eat. I definitely couldn't sleep. I fell to my knees sobbing almost daily. The person I loved was dying to me. Then, on our wedding anniversary, I gave her an anniversary card with a 2 page letter that expressed how much she meant to me. I poured my heart out. Her response was, "I don't want to fight fight for this anymore."

The Aftermath
I spent the next several months in a self destructive state. I started smoking and drinking a lot! I went out and partied every weekend until the bars closed. I was an absolute wreck. My lowest point was when I went out drinking with a buddy, was back home by midnight and woke up in a pile of my own vomit. Unfortunately for me, I don't black out when I drink, so I remember every excruciating moment of that night and the 2 day hang over that followed. Six months after our divorce, I found out my ex-wife was pregnant. She's still with that dude and they have 3 kids now. I moved to another state, 8 hours away because there are so many memories in our small hometown. I tell people it's because there were no jobs. But I could have moved 2 hours away and found plenty of jobs. No. I was hurt. I was bleeding from a wound that wouldn't heal. Shortly after we got divorced, I met another girl. We dated for 2 years before getting married. She was the one that motivated me to turn my life around. I continued counseling for those 2 years. Right before we got married, we moved away. For the past 9 years, I have regularly thought about my ex-wife. I have vilified her and romanticized her. There are times where memories come back up that bring me to tears. The tears, I think, are because I miss my friend. It has been so difficult for me to process that I can't even reach out to her to see how she is doing. Even after 9 years.

The Present
As I mentioned, I have remarried and we have 2 beautiful children that I wouldn't trade for anything in the world. My wife has become my new best friend. Even as I feel myself drift away from my 2 friends on the porch that night 9 years ago, she is there moving closer and closer. Sometimes we fight, but most of the time, we're sharing an inside joke or a knowing look. We truly are the better match. I don't think about my ex-wife as much anymore, however, when I do, it's often to reflect on my past mistakes and learn from them. I have since been able to get my depression under control. I still have scars that hurt from time to time. The betrayal of someone I loved so deeply shattered me so badly; I'm still cleaning up the mess. However, the pain is fading and has much less power over me.
If you've made it to the end, I hope my story will encourage you. I hope that specifically, men will read this and know, you don't have to "man up". I hope people will understand that it may seem like the end when a relationship falls apart. But I don't believe in "the one" or "soulmates". If I did, I would have lost all will to live after my divorce.

TL;DR
Nine years ago I unwillingly divorced my cheating wife who I had been with for 12 years after fighting with my life for her. It was terribly painful and I still carry some of the pain today. I have since remarried and have a wonderful family. I hope this serves as a PSA for men to know that they shouldn't be afraid to express their sadness.
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2020.10.22 02:51 builder336 WW1 with a bit of Winged Fusiliers

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You are Private Epton, a rifleman in the British Army. The date is September 8th, 1914 and the combined Entente forces of Britain and France have Entrenched themselves along the Marne River. The German Army has been making rapid advances on the Western Front after defeating the French in multiple short battles in the Battle of the Frontiers and beating the British back since the Battle of Mons. The entrenched British and French forces have caused the Battle of the Marne to turn into a stalemate
The German Armies along the Marne have now also started to entrench themselves, adding the stalemate and with these new entrenched positions the Schlieffen plan has failed and the Race to the Sea has begun.
You are a member of the Entente forces, along with the French the British have been on a retreat across France and Belgium however you have built a vast Trench Network along the Marne to stop the German advance to Paris.
You and your Battalion are currently positioned in your trenches, the trenches are rather crude, featuring little to no reinforcing plans or duckboards. The Germans attack the trenches every half and hour or so.
Your Rile is your best friend, you've been issued a Short Magazine Lee Enfield or as it is better known as, the SMLE. It is equipped with iron sights and is capable of firing up to 10 rounds without having to be reloaded.
The war has only been going a few months and you are already entrenched in the trench system. The average life expectancy of a British soldier in France is only five months.
You have been fighting for nearly three months without any relief, food is scarce and rest is even rarer.
Not only is life in the trenches horrible, but being a birdman makes your time here even worse. Prejudice in the army has been the norm for decades, and with the stress of this war on everyone's minds, it makes that fact even more hellish.
You are not treated equally just because you can book it out of a trench faster then any other man, simply because you have wings.
Sitting on one of the trench steps that run along the front-most trenches, you and another birdman named Miranda sit slumped against one-another, trying your best to get some sleep after having spent all night on watch. However, the approach of some of your fellow human soldiers makes your bout of sleep short-lived.
"Wake up, you fucking pigeons!" one of the soldiers barks, smacking you roughly on the head. "We've got a big push coming up."
"Oh, bloody brilliant," you hear Miranda grumble, standing and rubbing her eyes as you sit up and yawn. An hour or two of sleep is never enough for anyone; let alone a birdman.
The men of the platoon slowly start to filter in, all of them looking tired. You think you can make out the sounds of artillery in the distance, though weather they are your own, or the enemy's you aren't sure.
The men take their places in the trench, sitting on the ground and standing around it, all of them looking equally tired. You stand next to your fellow soldier, looking down the trench.
The trench is about 10 feet deep and 6 feet wide, with an earth wall on both sides supported by wooden beams and columns. Along the lip of the trench, amidst mud and rain-sodden earth lies rows of tangled barbed wire.
Beyond the barbed wire and the no man's land that exists between the trenches are the enemy battle lines, peppered by bunkers, barbed wire, artillery and machine guns, all able to spit death upon both your lines and, if they so desired, the hulking ironclads that loom overhead with their guns aimed at the enemy. out.
The only way to hurt them is to push forward, and for that to happen you would have to leave the safety of the trenches and make it out into the waiting jaws of death that lie beyond. However, you'd much prefer to stay here, curled up in a dugout like a scared mouse.
"Bilge water," one of your fellow soldiers remarks, spitting out what remains of his cigarette into the muddy trench. "It's been like this for months, the damn top brass are sending us out here with worse and worse conditions to endure, even the fucking birdmen are getting pile into these trenches like sardines." he says, pointing a thumb over his shoulder at you and Miranda.
"They sent in those bloody bundles of feathers a few months ago," pipes up another soldier, "and now we're all getting packed in like cattle. If this keeps up, the birds will start flying away with the Germans." The sarcasm in the soldier's voice is almost palpable, and several others chuckle at the darkly colored joke.
You, however, stay silent; you've heard that same joke before, and everyone in this chunk of the line has more than once. Being a birdman yourself, you didn't think it was funny then, and you don't think it's funny now. But if you say anything you'll just get smacked upside the head like some bratty kid who complains too much about having to go apologize to someone else's parents, so you stay silent.
The soldier who had made the grim joke speaks again. "At least the trenches are dry, at least the mud isn't sucking all our weapons into it like it does in the fields." he says, and you nod in agreement. The mud is bad enough, but as soldiers you've all learned to endure it, as much as any person can.
The soldier goes back up the line, and you turn your head to look over, first at Miranda, and then over at the other soldiers who are milling about. They're all so young, most still teenagers.
'From the way they look, some have barely more than a decade's worth of years under their belt.' you think, noting the fact that a few of them appear to be little more than twelve years old, if even.
Not wanting to be plagued by the thoughts of people only a few years younger than yourself being gunned down by machineguns, choking on gas fumes, and being torn to shreds by bombs, you turn your attention back to the lip of the trench that faces towards the enemy lines and the barbed wire that lies just beyond it. The enemy trenches are barely visible from where you are. Even if you were to look out over the lip of the trench, peaking up over the few sandbags that sit along its form, the enemy battle lines, with their myriad of bunker-studded trenchworks, would like like little more than a near un-perceivable line of dusty brown, peppered by blips of grey amidst the sea of dull brown and ebon black of no-mans-land.
After several moments, you can hear someone making their way up the trench, all the while shouting. In an instant, everyone who is present gets out of the way and stands at attention. As you do likewise, all the while picking up your rifle from where it sits on the trench step, you notice that the individual in question is one of the officers in charge of preparing soldiers for when they go over the top.
'... oh no...' you think, terrified at the prospect of having to do such a thing. The thought that you might actually have to do so was almost enough to make you vomit. Before you can even think to do so however, the officer starts giving everyone present their orders for the attack on the enemy trenches.
"Men, we're going over the top in five minutes. Prayers to your god or whatever it is you guys pray to, and get ready." With those words you all turn to look at the enemy trenches, all the while checking your weapons and affixing bayonets to the ends of your rifles. After a few moments, you hear the first few artillery booms from somewhere in the distance. The officer looks up, and so do you and everyone else.
Then, with a single, shrill whistle blast, you and those around you go over the top.
The next thirty minutes are an utter, living hell, as you, Miranda, and the two dozen other birdmen who had been in this chunk of the line fly over no-mans-land amidst your earth-bound comrades; intent on getting to the enemy lines before any of you can be caught by enemy gunfire. The screams and shouts of your fellow soldiers and the rattling gunfire and roar of explosions that you hear only enriches the hell that's going on right now.
Miranda keeps flying alongside you. However, that is short lived as soon enough the enemy starts opening up with rifles and machineguns; catching many of your fellow soldiers on the ground in their withering hail.
In addition, you and your comrades are soon caught in the torrent as well. You are hit in both the side and in the leg, while Miranda is hit in gut. You both plummet into the muddy moonscape of no-mans-land almost immediately, all the while crying out in agony as you plummet into a muddy shell crater, slamming into its side and knocking the wind out of your lungs. Miranda lands a dozen feet away, and in her throws of pain, gets one of her wings, an arm, and a leg tangled in some barbed wire.
The other soldiers in your company are barely making any progress.
slowly, sluggishly getting up, trying your best to fight through the pain flaring up from the bullet injury in your side, you stumble over to where Miranda lies, screaming in pain, and try your best to untangle her leg, arm, and wing from the barbed wire. All the time, enemy fire is coming in; bullets, shells, and mortar rounds shooting out from various points along the enemy trench line.
You manage to get most of it free, only for a bullet from an unseen sniper to tear through your body between your shoulder and clavicle; tearing flesh and shattering bone, causing you to collapse back to the ground and screaming like a stuck pig.
Miranda manages to get her still-trapped leg out of the wire by herself, and looks over at you, tears streaming down her face as blood trickles down the corner of her mouth. She manages to stagger to her feet and after picking you up in a fireman carry, tries to start flying away. As she does so however, she is hit again in the side and falls to the ground.
She writhes on the ground several feet from where you lie, but her cries are soon cut short by mortar round slamming into the ground several feet away from your both that, while not killing her outright, seemingly knocks her unconscious.
You lie there, with your eyes fluttering as you vainly strain to remain conscious. All you can do before the world goes dark, is think about how beautiful the sky must look at home right now...
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2020.10.22 02:39 A-friendly-fellow Vinca Route Pitch

To those who don't know, I released two posts asking people to give me non-li characters and I'll write a rough synopsis of a route with said character. Currently I'm going through all the requests I haven't gotten around to doing and have posted a schedule of each character with which to release them.
I have so far finished two. Vinca and Typho. Here's a link to said schedule.

Our story begins at the Night of Sin circus performance. Former med student Fern Chu recalls how she had won the draw along with a few hundred others. Additionally she has been given access behind the scenes to meet the troupe personally.
The performance was great fun and backstage even more so. Over the course of the next few days she becomes close friends with the group, hanging out with them at the bar, meeting Cal's surrogate son and Onyx's adopted bear.
The proceeding episodes focus heavily on Fern's life. Her background as a med student, the bike shop, the close relationship with her mother and her passion for stunt biking. We learn of her father who left one day and never returned. All the while she interacts quite frequently with the troupe.
One day at late afternoon Fern is heading back to the bike shop when she notices a group of people walking on the other side of the road. She cannot help but notice the vacant eyes and distant stares, one of them has their mouth slightly open. They look alive but only on the most technical definition of that word. Fern overhears them as they get closer; as the group talk among themselves. From what she can gather they speak of someone, a woman, whom they seem to revere as a goddess. More yet, Fern gets the implication that these people are incapable of talking about anything else.
Though shaken she puts it out of her mind and continues on.
Next morning Fern is holding the shop as her mother is out making a delivery, staring up at the ceiling hoping something there will alleviate her boredom on this very slow day. A customer walks in, a tall and breathtakingly beautiful woman in glamorous clothes. Fern stares, enraptured by her beauty, unable to speak and, based on the smoky smile she gives Fern, she knows it. The marble statue come to life, Vinca as she calls herself, needs a bike for a photoshoot she is to do in a few days. Yes, of course she's a model. Vinca is very forward, making no obfuscations as to her attraction towards Fern with zero room for plausible deniability. If any other individual were to make such advances would come across as bad but Vinca has such an unbreakable confidence with how she carries herself that Fern is receptive to it all the same.
Vinca comes across as someone who could get any girl she wants without any challenge and it seems that Fern is the girl she wants. We witness Fern on a first date beyond her wildest fantasies, culminating in a night of passion also invoking wild fantasies she didn't even know she had. The proceeding chapters are filled with this, Vinca leading Fern into a life of hedonistic luxury. It's not for the feint at heart, Vinca's requests get more and more risque almost every date but Fern is loving every second of it all the same. Fern's mother is not privy to the lengths of which her relationship with Vinca extends, she's almost slightly worried. Every waking moment Fern's thoughts are filled with nothing but Vinca and when she'll get to see her again.
But this could not go on forever. As she waits on the step of a five star hotel for a 'fun time' she begins to realise Vinca is late. Something's not right. That's when she hears her voice. Shouts and grunts, it sounds like she's in trouble. Fern rushes to the sound to see Vinca. It's dark but no one could mistake that silhouette. She's fighting someone, no, three people, single-handed. She weaves through their attacks like water, her attackers not able to land a single hit on them. The assailants fight with terrifyingly reckless abandon and without any regard to their safety, throwing themselves at Vinca as she weaves through their attacks. The attackers are hard to make out in the darkness and the chaos of battle but she swears she can see something stuck to their heads. Vinca holds one in a headlock and reveals a bulbous shape on the base of the neck, with which she yanks the thing out. The body falls limp and when the bulb hits the ground it disintegrates right in front of her eyes. Seconds later, Vinca notices her. Paralysed, Fern watches as Vinca does the same thing to the others, pulling black bulbs from their necks.
Fern experiences a different kind of long and wild night than she was promised. She is introduced to Yvette, Lazereth and the world of demons. The night concludes on a somewhat rocky end but Fern knows she's not willing to give up what she has just yet. She walks home instead of getting a ride and on the way she feels like someone's following her. Turning around she sees a tall woman bathed in light from a streetlight above. She is motionless, wearing a long gown and, most unsettlingly, a full-face mask. The woman stares at her.
Fern turns and continues her path, picking up the pace. She glances over her shoulder at the masked woman. That was a mistake. She is closer now, standing under the next streetlight along.
She runs.
The next day Fern visits the troupe, who mention they haven't seen her as much recently. She discovers the troupe are not only circus performers but part of a long line of assassins dedicated to protecting the world from demons. She learns of the masked woman, a demon unique to her kind. She has a following of humans who worship her as a god, a cult of sorts, that she controls via bulbs she places on the base of their skull. To free a human follower all one must do is pull it out of them. They will fall unconscious and wake up without any recollection of their time in the cult. However, if the bulb is stuck to you for too long, you will forget everything, your entire life and identity, when you pull it out.
The proceeding episodes center around locating the masked woman while fighting her followers, perhaps introducing a new character onto the team who has lost all their memories, even their name. We'll give them a name, perhaps Terry. Over the course of the story Terry becomes Fern's best friend.
Moving on, Fern works with Wrath's and Vinca's team concurrently, of course working primarily with Vinca's. Spliced in are the nights of lavishness and debauchery that continue as they did prior.
It's difficult to convey this next part without either giving away the central message I'm going for, which would be included a lot more subtly, or writing out the whole script of every season, but I must make it known if the height of the romantic conflict is to make any sense. Basically, as the story continues, Fern is pulled further and deeper into Vinca's world. She sees her friends and her mother less and less, she spends more time in Vinca's mansion and her BMX gathers dust in the back of the bike shop. This happens slowly over the course of at least a couple of seasons.
One night Vinca comes home and Fern is waiting for her, lying naked under the silk sheets on the double king bed in the third story bedroom. Their embrace is as intense and passionate as ever, though Fern's phone rings. She ignores it. Vinca takes her to the top floor of a high-rise restaurant. Amazing view. Fern's phone rings. She ignores it. Her phone rings during training with Vinca (that usually leads to something more heated near the end of the session) and this time makes to answer but the caller hangs up before she can reach it. The caller was her mother. Oh well, whatever it was mustn't have been important. She rejoins Vinca on the sparring mat.
That night the two are lying in bed with Fern enveloped in Vinca's arms. Here her thoughts begin to form a conclusion. Her entire world is Vinca. Every waking thought is taken up by her, every part, every atom in her body aches when Vinca is not around.
“I can't live without you,” says Fern. “I love you.”
This immediately creates a wall of ice between them. Instead of the elation that ought to happen after a declaration of love, there is an unbearable unease that lingers in the air. So much so that Fern sees herself out.
She wanders aimlessly in the neon night of Las Vegas until she decides it best to get some sleep and so catches a taxi to the bike shop. Her mother is still awake and... crying. Turns out Fern's father has turned up again and when her mother needed her the most Fern was not there. The guilt rips into Fern without mercy.
From here I propose something that may be considered risky. I propose a season, or at least nine episodes, without any Vinca. The two decide to take a step back, spend some time apart. Fern finds this immensely difficult, even painful, at first, but over time she slowly rediscovers her identity. While her declaration likely had a modicum of truth to it, whatever was there was dwarfed by an obsession so intense she had begun to lose parts of herself and the things and other people she loves. Perhaps the CG's in this segment can reflect finding those lost parts of her, like a selfie with her mother whose hands are stained with grease, being with her best friend Terry and supporting them with a passion they found and Fern riding her bike against a desert sunset. These of course will be spliced in amongst the main conflict, which will become the sole focus during this time, as Fern works with the troupe, of whom she reconnects with.
On that, an encounter with the masked woman reveals her face under her mask. It is unpleasant, her facial features rearranged that her eyes are where her mouth should be, her mouth where her nose should be and her nose, well, you get the idea.
This season ends with the news that Vinca has been taken by the masked woman. A bulbous sphere was seen at the base of her neck.
Time is of the essence. Fern has to save Vinca before her memories are entirely erased. It is time to take the fight to the masked woman directly. Everyone shows up to the showdown. Lazareth and Yvette, Wrath, Onyx and the others, Terry, even Ripley and Nahara are present. Over the course of these episodes Fern has fully reintegrated what was lost before and this has made her a stronger fighter than ever before. With seconds remaining the masked woman is routed, though not defeated, and Vinca is saved with her memories intact.
The final season. Fern and Vinca have reunited but agree to take things slow. Their dates are as lavish as they've ever been but Fern continues to maintain her close relationship with her mother and best friend while Vinca spends some time in Fern's world. This brings them closer together than they've ever been. Meanwhile there is trouble on the horizon as the masked woman resurfaces. At the climax, a battle takes place against her as Fern and Vinca fight together, but as equals.
The season ends when Fern once again tells her she loves her but this time it rings true.
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2020.10.22 01:31 gerry3246 Foundry VTT 0.7.5 RELEASE

Welcome adventurers, to Foundry Virtual Tabletop release version 0.7.5, the first stable release in the long-awaited 0.7 series of updates. This represents a major update to Foundry Virtual Tabletop, encompassing five months of development and over 500 individual features, changes, bug fixes.
There are two important things that you need to know before updating, so please read this carefully.
WARNING: An unfortunate sacrifice required by the refactoring of dynamic lighting, vision, and fog of war is that your fog of war exploration progress will be reset. For those of you who rely upon fog exploration to track exploration of very large wilderness or mega-dungeon maps, please be sure to take a screenshot or other form of backup for your current fog of war exploration before updating so that you can reconstruct your exploration progress after the update.
WARNING: Version 0.7.5 is labeled as a stable release, but it includes a tremendous number of new features. Some game systems and modules have not yet been updated with compatibility for this new version. You may wish to verify the status of systems and modules that you depend on prior to updating. As always (but especially for a major update like this one) please back up your game data before applying this update.
This section describes the major highlights of the 0.7.x series, all of which are included in the 0.7.5 release.

Lighting, Vision, and Fog of War

The Active Effects System

Other Highlights

Complete Update Notes

The 0.7.5 update incorporates and includes all of the changes documented in updates 0.7.0 through 0.7.5. You can read the full update notes for each individual release in the 0.7.x series using the following links:
  1. https://foundryvtt.com/releases/0.7.0
  2. https://foundryvtt.com/releases/0.7.1
  3. https://foundryvtt.com/releases/0.7.2
  4. https://foundryvtt.com/releases/0.7.3
  5. https://foundryvtt.com/releases/0.7.4

New Features

The following sections describe new features that were added specifically in version 0.7.5.

Lighting and Fog of War

UX and UI Improvements

Other New Features

Localization Changes

Bug Fixes

Combat and Tokens

Lighting and Vision

Other Bug Fixes

Framework and API Changes

Active Effects

Other API Changes

Documentation Improvements

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2020.10.21 22:49 hannahfresia [SELL][US] Marc Jacobs, Laura Mercier, Natasha Denona, rephr, & more

Hi guys! This is my first post on makeupexchange and I hope I have done everything correctly. If something is wrong, please let me know.
These come from a pet free, smoke free, and (thank goodness) Covid free home. All product packaging will be sanitized before sending and I can also spray the actual products, where possible, with 70% isopropyl alcohol before sending them if desired.
I will be sending the packages USPS and shipping costs depend on weight and buyer’s location. Shipping starts at $3.80.
All payments will be done thru PayPal and I will cover the G&S fee.
The brand name is a link for each product's verification photo.

Face:
OleHenriksen Banana Bright Face Primer (30 ml/1 fl oz) - BNIB $25 SOLD
Laura Mercier La Palette Naturelle (4 g/0.14 oz x 8) - Used 1x $25
Milk Makeup Flex Foundation Stick in Shell (0.35 oz/10g) - Swatched w/ box $14
Glossier Stretch Concealer in G11 (4.8 g/0.17 oz) - Used 5x $9
bareMinerals bareSkin Complete Coverage Serum Concealer in Fair (6 ml/0.2 fl oz) - Used 2x $8
Cle de Peau Beaute Concealer in Ivory (this is the older formulation) (5 g/0.17 oz) - Used 4x $30
Flower Beauty Light Illusion Full Coverage Concealer in L1-2 Fair (6 ml/0.2 oz) - Used 1x w/ box $3
Marc Jacobs Accomplice Instant Blurring Beauty Powder with Brush in 50 Ingenue (10 g/0.35 oz) - Used 1x w/ box $20
Erborian CC Crème mini in Clair (5 ml/0.17 oz) - BN $5
Make Up For Ever Matte Velvet Skin Full Coverage Foundation mini in Y205 (5 ml/0.16 oz) - BN $5
Laura Mercier Matte Radiance Baked Powder in Bronze-01 (7.5 g/0.26 oz) – Used 3x $20
Trestique Color & Contour Cheek Stick in St. Barths Pink (6.1 g/0.21 oz) - Used 2x $6
No7 Bronzer in Golden Sand (10g /0.35 oz) - Used 2x $4
Au Naturale Crème Multistick in Grapefruit (0.32 oz) - Used 3x $5
Tarte Amazonian Clay 12-hour Blush mini in Paaarty (1.5 g/0.05 oz) - Used 2x $5
Tarte Amazonian Clay 12-hour Blush mini in Quirky (1.5 g/0.05 oz, the pan itself is a bit bend on the bottom right edge, no idea how that happened or if it came that way) – Used 1x $5
Nars Bronzing Powder in Laguna mini (2.8 g/0.08 oz) - BNIB $6 SOLD
Nars Blush in Orgasm mini (3.5 g/0.12 oz) - BNIB $6 SOLD
Estee Lauder Bronze Goddess Bronzer mini in 02 Medium (5.4 g/0.19 oz) - Used 2x $5
NYX High Definition Blush in Taupe (4.5 g/0.16 oz) - Discontinued Used 5x $3
Wander Beauty Trip to Bronzer mini in Costa Rei (2.8 g/0.09 oz) - Swatched $4
Tarte Park Ave Princess Amazonian Clay Waterproof Bronzer mini (1 g/0.035 oz) – Swatched $5
Ciate London Glow-To Illuminating Blush mini in Date Night (2.5 g/0.09 oz) – Swatched $5
Pacifica Desert Sunset Matte Blush & Bronzer mini (0.28 oz/8 g) - Swatched w/ box $5
Tarte Smooth Operator Amazonian Clay Finishing Powder mini (2.2 g/0.07 oz) - BN $5
Hourglass Veil Translucent Setting Powder mini (0.9 g/0.03 oz) – Used 1x $3
Make Up For Ever HD Microfinishing Loose Powder mini (1 g/0.035 oz) - BN $3
Glossier Priming Moisturizer Rich mini (0.5 fl oz) - BN $9
Becca First Light Priming Filter mini (15 ml/0.5 oz) – Used 1x $5
Shaina B. Miami Highlight in Guava Glow mini (3 g/0.1 oz) - Swatched $2
RealHer Confidence in My Glow Highlighter mini (2.5 g/0.09 oz) - BNIB $2
Winky Lux Charm Holographic Highlighter mini (0.11 oz, has a tiny nick in it from my nail because I am a fool) - Used 3x $3
e.l.f. Poreless Putty Primer in Universal Sheer (21 g/0.74 oz) - BNIB $3
Peter Thomas Roth Skin to Die For No-Filter Mattifying Primer & Complexion Perfector mini (7.5 ml/0.25 fl oz) - BN $3
Too Faced Hangover Rx Replenshing Face Primer mini (5 ml/0.16 fl oz) - BN $3
Cover FX Mattifying Primer with Anti-Acne Treatment mini (5 ml/0.16 fl oz) - BN $3
Ciate Watermelon burst Hydrating Primer mini (10 ml/0.34 fl oz) - BN $3
Dr. Brandt Pores No More Pore Refiner Primer mini (7.5 ml/0.25 fl oz) - BN $3
Estee Lauder The Smoother Universal Perfecting Primer mini (5 ml/0.17 fl oz) - BN $3

Eyes:
Natasha Denona Mini Tropic Palette (0.8 g x 5/0.028 oz x 5) - Swatched w/ box $15
Natasha Denona Eyeshadow Single in Aubade (2.5 g/0.08 0z) - BNIB $7
Marc Jacobs O!Mega Gel Powder Eyeshadow in O!MG (3.8 g/0.13 oz) - Swatched $10
Bobbi Brown Eye Shadow in Shell (2.5 g/0.08 oz, top of case it a bit scuffed up from my organizer) - Used 1x $8
Smith & Cult Book of Eyes in Noonsuite (2.5 g/0.09 oz) - Swatched $15
Pretty Vulgar Nightingale Eyeshadow Palette (1.4 g/0.05 oz x7, 1.2 g/0.04 oz x5) - Swatched $8
Smashbox Full Exposure Palette mini (0.21 oz/6 g) - Swatched $5
Shaina B. Miami Eye Shadow Duo in Port-Au-Princess & So Deco (2.1 g/0.07 oz) - Swatched $2
Pacifica Tomboy Vibe Eyeshadow Palette mini (3.6 g/0.127 oz) - Swatched $3
Mac Prep + Prime 24-Hour Extend Eye Base (12 ml/0.4 fl oz) - BN $12
Urban Decay Original Eyeshadow Primer Potion mini (2 ml/0.06 fl oz) - Used 1x $3 SOLD
Mally Beauty Evercolor Shadow Stick in Burnished Bronze (1.6 g/0.06 oz) – Swatched $5
Nudestix Magnetic Luminous Eye Color mini in Smoke (2.5 g/0.088 oz) – Used 2x $5
Butter London Glazen Eye Gloss in Spark (5.5 g/0.19 oz) - Swatched from lid $5
The BrowGal The Instatint in Brown Hair 02 (2.8 g/0.099 oz) - BN $6
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil mini in Zero (0.8 g/0.03 oz)- BN $3
Butter London Glazen Lustrous Liner in Disco (3.5 ml/0.11 fl oz) - BN $4
Laura Geller Inkcredible Waterproof Gel Eyeliner in Rose Gold (0.4 g/0.01 oz) – Used 1x $4
Make Up For Ever Aqua XL Eye Pencil mini in M-10 (0.5 g/0.01 oz) – Swatched $2
Clinique Quickliner for Eyes Intense in 09 Intense Ebony mini (0.14 g/0.005 oz) - BN $2
Lancome Drama Liqui-Pencil Extreme Longwear Eyeliner mini in Cote D’Azur (0.018 oz) – Swatched $2
Wander Beauty Mile High Club Mascara (10 g/0.35 oz) - BN $9
YSL Vinyl Couture Mascara Top Coat in I’m the Storm (6 ml/0.21 fl oz) - BNIB $15
Tarte x Ulta Lights, Camera, Lashes 4-in-1 Mascara (7 ml/0.24 fl oz) - BNIB $10
Tarte x Ulta Maneater Voluptuous Mascara in Black (9 ml/0.3 fl oz) – BNIB $10
Mally Beauty More is More Mascara (9 g/0.31 oz) - BN $8
Clinique Chubby Lash Fattening Mascara mini in Jumbo Jet (4 ml/0.14 oz) - BN $4
Sephora Lashcraft Big Volume Mascara mini (5 g/0.18 oz) - BN $1
Mineral Fusion Volumizing Mascara mini in Jet (3.84 ml/0.13 fl oz) - BN $3
Bobbi Brown Smokey Eye Mascara mini in Black (3 ml/0.1 oz) - BN $4
Tarte Lights, Camera, Lashes 4-in-1 Mascara mini (3 ml/0.1 oz) - BN $3
Benefit They’re Real Mascara mini (3.0 g/0.1 oz) - BNIB $4
Too Faced Better Than Sex Waterproof Mascara mini (3.9 g/0.13 oz) - BN$4

Lips:
Bite Beauty Power Move Creamy Matte Lip Crayon (new formula) in Pavlova (1.5 g/0.05 oz) - Swatched w/ box $10
Tarte Color Splash Lipstick in Berry Mojito (3.4 g/0.12 oz) - BN $10
Mac Lip Pencil in Burgundy (1.45 g/0.05 oz) - Used 1x (just sharpened) $8 SOLD
Too Faced Lip Injection Extreme mini (1.5 g/0.05 oz) – BN $8
Lancome Juicy Tubes mini in Magic Spell (10 ml/0.33 fl oz) - BN $8
Weleda Skin Food Lip Butter (8 ml/0.27 fl oz) - BNIB $3
Nudestix Intense Matte Lip + Cheek Pencil in Kiss (2.5 g/0.088 oz) – Used 2x $5
Kiss & Smink Lip Crayon in Tavarua (1 g) - Swatched $5
Make Up For Ever Artist Rogue Mat mini in M500 Burgundy (1.4 g/0.04 oz) - Used 1x $4
Make Up For Ever Artist Rogue Cream mini in C211Rose Wood (1.4 g/0.04 oz) - Used 1x $4
Bobbi Brown Crushed Lip Color mini in Babe (2.25 g/0.07 oz) - Used 1x $4
Bobbi Brown Luxe Lip Color mini in Neutral Rose (2.5 g/0.08 oz) - Used 1x $4
Bobbi Brown Lip Color mini in Sandwash Pink (2.25 g/0.07 oz) – Used 1x $4

Brushes/Tools:
rephr 03 Brush - BN $12
rephr P09B (the 20 fan brush prototype) - Washed 1x $12
Laura Mercier Glow Powder Brush - Washed 1x $12
Laura Mercier Powder Puff - BN $6 SOLD
Kevyn Aucoin The Super Soft Buff Brush - Washed 1x $20
Elcie Cosmetics The Velvet Sponge - BNIB $10
Japonesque Kumadori Blending Brush - Washed 1x $10
Tarte Double Ended Camouflage Brush - Washed 3x (sponge never used) $8
bareMinerals Flawless Face Brush - BN $4
Luxie 1010 Small Contour Brush - BN $3
Luxie 640 Pro Precision Tapered Brush - BN $3
Luxie 140 Wonder Woman Detail Tapered Blender - BN $3
Luxie 237 Blending Brush - BN $3
Real Techniques RT 204 Buffing Brush - BN $3 SOLD
Real Techniques RT 100 Prep Brush - BN $3 SOLD
Real Techniques RT 402 Setting Brush - BN $3 SOLD
Real Techniques RT 404 Fan Brush - BN $3 SOLD
Sonia Kashuk Professional Small Highlighting Brush No. 148 - BN $3 SOLD
Beau Gachis Illuminator Brush - BN $2
Moda Triad Eye Brush - BN $2
Moda Fan Brush - BN $2
Aisling Organics Eco-Luxe Eyeshadow Brush 389 - BN $3
Tetris x Ipsy Blending Brush - BN $3
Sephora Classic Mini Multitasker Brush 45.5 - Washed 3x $2
Crown Blush Brush - BN $2
e.l.f. Beautifully Precise No. 101 Powder Brush - Washed 4x $3
e.l.f. Selfie Ready Foundation Brush - Washed 1x $1
e.l.f. Flawless Face Brush - BN $1 SOLD
e.l.f. Small Stipple Brush - Washed 1x $1 SOLD
e.l.f. Pointed Powder Brush - Washed 1x $1
e.l.f. Highlighting Brush - Washed 2x $1 SOLD
e.l.f. Small Tapered Brush - Washed 1x $1 SOLD
Ecotools Highlight Brush – Washed 2x $2
Ecotools Airbrushed Finishing Brush – Washed 1x $2
Ecotools Base Buffer Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Precision Concealer Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Angled Powder Brush - Washed 1x $2
Ecotools Controlled Setting Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Multitasking Powder Brush - Washed 2x $2
Ecotools Precision Foundation Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Angled Crease Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Eye Enhancing Duo - BN $2
Ecotools Sculpt & Highlight Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Diffuse Brush - BN $2 (have 2)
Ecotools Large Shadow Brush - BN $2
Ecotools Angled Foundation Brush - Washed 2x $2

Fragrance:
Tom Ford Black Orchid Touch Point Perfume mini (3 ml/0.1 fl oz) – BN $10

Haircare:
Invisibobble Sprunchie in Leopard - BNIB $3 SOLD
Living Proof Prime Style Extender (148 ml/5 fl oz) - Discontinued BN $10
Kristen Ess Style Reviving Dry Shampoo (200 ml/4 oz) BN $4
DevaCurl Wash Day Wonder Pre-Cleanse Slip Detangler mini (44.3 ml/1.5 fl oz) - BN $3
MoroccanOil Treatment mini (10 ml/0.34 fl oz) - BN $3

Thanks for looking!
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2020.10.21 22:37 SacKingsAmiiboHunter Library Suggestions - Best Shows/Movies I'm missing? (Excluding movies from last few years)

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)/
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)/
12 Angry Men (1957)/
12 Years a Slave (2013)/
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)/
21 Jump Street (2012)/
22 Jump Street (2014)/
3 Idiots (2009)/
3 Ninjas (1992)/
4 Months 3 Weeks And 2 Days (2007)/
50 First Dates (2004)/
A Bug's Life (1998)/
A Christmas Carol (2009)/
A Christmas Story (1983)/
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)/
A Separation (2011)/
A Simple Favor (2018)/
A Star Is Born (2018)/
A Walk to Remember (2002)/
Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1994)/
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls (1995)/
Ad Astra (2019)/
Aladdin (2019)/
Alien DC (1979)/
Alien vs Predator (2004)/
Almost Famous (2000)/
Amelie (2001)/
American Beauty (1999)/
American History X (1998)/
American Pie/
Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues (2013)/
Anchorman The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)/
Anger Managment (2003)/
Animal House (1978)/
Ant-Man (2015)/
Apocalypto (2006)/
Aquaman (2018)/
Armageddon (1998)/
Arrival (2016)/
Arthur Christmas (2011)/
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)/
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery (1997)/
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)/
Avatar (2009)/
Avengers Age of Ultron (2015)/
Avengers Endgame (2019)/
Babe (1995)/
Back to the Future (1985)/
Back to the Future II (1989)/
Back to the Future III (1990)/
Bad Boys (1995)/
Bad Boys For Life (2020)/
Bad Boys II (2003)/
Baseketball (1998)/
Batman (1989)/
Batman Begins (2005)/
Batman Forever (1995)/
Batman Returns (1992)/
Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 (2012)/
Batman The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 (2013)/
Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice (2016)/
Bean The Ultimate Disaster (1997)/
Beerfest (2006)/
Beethoven (1992)/
Beethovens 2nd (1993)/
Beethovens 3rd (2000)/
Beethoven's 4th (2001)/
Before Midnight (2013)/
Before Sunset (2004)/
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)/
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)/
Big Daddy (1999)/
Big Hero 6 (2014)/
Billy Madison (1995)/
Black Panther (2018)/
Blade Runner (1982)/
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)/
Blazing Saddles (1974)/
Blood Diamond (2006)/
Blow (2001)/
Blue Streak (1999)/
Borat (2006)/
Brave (2012)/
Braveheart (1995)/
Bridesmaids (2011)/
Bruce Almighty (2003)/
Caillou's Winter Wonders (2008)/
Camp Nowhere (1994)/
Captain America Civil War (2016)/
Captain America The First Avenger (2011)/
Captain America The Winter Soldier (2014)/
Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie (2017)/
Cars (2006)/
Cars 2 (2011)/
Cars 3 (2017)/
Casper (1995)/
Cast Away (2000)/
Chicken Run (2000)/
Children of Men (2006)/
Christmas With the Kranks (2004)/
Cinderella (2015)/
Citizen Kane (1941)/
City of God (2002)/
Clerks (1994)/
Clerks 2 (2006)/
Cloverfield (2008)/
Clueless (1995)/
Coco (2017)/
Cooties (2014)/
Coraline (2009)/
Coyote Ugly (2000)/
Crocodile Dundee (1986)/
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)/
Dazed and Confused (1993)/
Deadpool (2016)/
Despicable Me (2010)/
Despicable Me 2 (2013)/
Die Hard Collection/
Dirty Dancing (1987)/
Disney Movies/
Disturbia (2007)/
Divergent (2014)/
Django Unchained (2012)/
Doctor Dolittle (1998)/
Dodgeball A True Underdog Story (2004) [1080p]/
Dogma (1999)/
Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)/
Drive (2011)/
Dude, Where's My Car (2000)/
Dumb and Dumber (1994)/
Dumb and Dumber To (2014)/
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)/
Easy A (2010)/
Eight Crazy Nights (2002)/
Elf (2003)/
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)/
Evan Almighty (2007)/
Ever After a Cinderella Story (1998)/
Ex Machina (2015)/
Face Off (1997)/
Facing the Giants (2006)/
Fargo (1996)/
Fast and Furious (2009)/
Fast Five (2011)/
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)/
Fatal Attraction (1987)/
Felix The Cat - The Movie (1988)/
Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986)/
Fifty Shades Darker (2017)/
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)/
Fight Club (1999)/
Finding Dory (2016)/
Finding Nemo (2003)/
Fist Fight (2017)/
Flubber (1997)/
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)/
Forrest Gump (1994)/
Frankenweenie (2012)/
Freaky Friday (2003)/
Friday (1995)/
Friday After Next (2002)/
Friday Night Lights (2004)/
Frozen (2013)/
Frozen II (2019)/
Furious 6 (2013)/
Furious Seven (2015)/
Game Night (2018)/
Gattaca (1997)/
Get a Clue (2002)/
Get Hard (2015)/
Get Him to the Greek (2010)/
Get Out (2017)/
Ghostbusters (1984)/
Gladiator (2000)/
Gone Girl (2014)/
Gone With The Wind (1939)/
Goodfellas (1990)/
Gran Torino (2008)/
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)/
Groundhog Day (1993)/
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)/
Halloweentown Series/
Halo 4 Forward Unto Dawn (2012)/
Happy Gilmore (1996)/
Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008)/
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (2004)/
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)/
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)/
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)/
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)/
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (2009)/
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)/
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)/
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)/
Her (2013)/
Hitch (2005)/
Hocus Pocus (1993)/
Holes (2003)/
Home Alone (1990)/
Home Alone 2 Lost in New York (1992)/
Home Alone 3 (1997)/
Homeward Bound The Incredible Journey (1993)/
Hoosiers (1986)/
Horrible Bosses (2011)/
Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)/
Hot Fuzz (2007)/
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)/
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)/
How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003)/
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)/
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)/
How To Train Your Dragon The Hidden World (2019)/
I Am Legend (2007)/
I Robot (2004)/
Inception (2010)/
Independence Day (1996)/
Indiana Jones Movies/
Inglourious Basterds (2009)/
Inside Out (2015)/
Interstellar (2014)/
Iron Man (2008)/
Iron Man 2 (2010)/
Iron Man 3 (2013)/
Isnt It Romantic (2019)/
It (2017)/
It Takes Two (1995)/
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)/
Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius (2001)/
Jingle All the Way (1996)/
Johnny Tsunami (1999)/
Joker (2019)/
Jumanji (1995)/
Jumanji The Next Level (2019)/
Jumanji Welcome To The Jungle (2017)/
Juno (2007)/
Jurassic Park (1993)/
Jurassic Park III (2001)/
Jurassic Park The Lost World (1997)/
Jurassic World (2015)/
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom (2018)/
Keanu (2016)/
Kick-Ass (2010)/
Kick-Ass 2 (2013)/
Kill Bill Vol 2 (2004)/
Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)/
King Kong (2005)/
Knocked Up (2007)/
La La Land (2016)/
Labyrinth (1986)/
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)/
Legally Blonde (2001)/
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)/
Leon The Professional (1994)/
Less Than Zero (1987)/
Liar Liar (1997)/
Life (2017)/
Life is Beautiful (1997)/
Little Giants (1994)/
Lord of the Rings Trilogy/
Lost in Translation (2003)/
Love Story (1970)/
Maid in Manhattan (2002)/
Man of Steel (2013)/
Me Before You (2016)/
Mean Girls (2004)/
Meet the Blacks (2016)/
Meet The Fockers (2004)/
Meet The Parents (2000)/
Megamind (2010)/
Memento (2000)/
Men In Black (1997)/
Men In Black 2 (2002)/
Men In Black 3 (2012)/
Minions (2015)/
Minority Report (2002)/
Mission Impossible - Fallout (2018)/
Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)/
Mission Impossible (1996)/
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011)/
Mission Impossible II (2000)/
Mission Impossible III (2006)/
Moana (2016)/
Modern Times (1936)/
Monster House (2006)/
Monsters Inc (2001)/
Monsters University (2013)/
Mr and Mrs Smith (2005)/
Mrs Doubtfire (1993)/
Muppets Most Wanted (2014)/
My Blue Heaven (1990)/
My Cousin Vinny (1992)/
My Neighbor Totoro (1988)/
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)/
National Treasure (2004)/
National Treasure Book of Secrets (2007)/
Neighbors (2014)/
Neighbors 2 Sorority Rising (2016)/
Next Friday (2000)/
Nine (2009)/
Now You See Me (2013)/
Now You See Me 2 (2016)/
Oceans Eleven (2001)/
Oceans Thirteen (2007)/
Oceans Twelve (2004)/
Office Space (1999)/
Old School (2003)/
Oldboy (2003)/
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)/
Our Lips Are Sealed (2000)/
Overboard (1987)/
P.S. I Love You (2007)/
Pacific Rim (2013)/
Pineapple Express (2008)/
Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End (2007)/
Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl (2003).mp4/
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest (2006)/
Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides (2011)/
Pitch Perfect (2012)/
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)/
Pokémon Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution (2019)/
Pokemon The First Movie (1998)/
Predator (1987)/
Pretty Woman (1990)/
Prisoners (2013)/
Pulp Fiction (1994)/
Rain Man (1988)/
Ran (1985)/
Rango (2009)/
Rat Race (2011)/
Ratatouille (2007)/
Rear Window (1954)/
Recess Schools Out (2001)/
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)/
Robots (2005)/
Rogue One A Star Wars Story (2016)/
Rugrants In Paris The Movie (2000)/
Rush Hour Trilogy/
Sausage Party (2016)/
Saving Private Ryan (1998)/
Saw Collection (2004-2010)/
Scarface (1983)/
Scary Movie (2000)/
Scary Movie 2 (2001)/
Scary Movie 3 (2003)/
Scary Movie 4 (2006)/
Scary Movie 5 (2013)/
Schindlers List (1993)/
Scoob (2020)/
Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School (1988)/
Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999)/
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)/
Scrooged (1988)/
Semi Pro (2008)/
Seven Pounds (2008)/
Seven Samurai (1954)/
Sex and the City (2008)/
Sex and the City 2 (2010)/
Shaun of the Dead (2004)/
She's the Man (2006)/
Shrek (2001)/
Shrek 2 (2004)/
Shutter Island (2010)/
Sideways (2004)/
Sin City (2005)/
Sisters (2015)/
Sixteen Candles (1984)/
Sleepless in Seattle (1993)/
Smallfoot (2018)/
Smart House (1999)/
Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)/
South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999)/
Space Jam (1996)/
Spiderman 1 (2002)/
Spiderman 2 (2004)/
Spiderman 3 (2007)/
Spider-Man Into The Spider-Verse (2018)/
Spirited Away (2011)/
Split (2016)/
Stand by Me (1986)/
Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace (1999)/
Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones (2002)/
Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005)/
Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope (1977)/
Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980)/
Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi (1983)/
Star Wars Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)/
Step Brothers (2008)/
Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (2005)/
Straight Outta Compton (2015)/
Stuart Little (1999)/
Suicide Squad (2016)/
Super Troopers (2001)/
Superbad (2007)/
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)/
Swingers (1996)/
Taken (2008)/
Taken 2 (2012)/
Taken 3 (2014)/
Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)/
Tangled (2010)/
Taxi Driver (1976)/
Team America World Police (2004)/
Ted (2012)/
Ted 2 (2015)/
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)/
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Out Of The Shadows (2016)/
Terminator 2 Judgment Day (1991)/
Terminator 3 Rise of The Machines (2003)/
Terminator Genisys (2015)/
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)/
The Amazing Spiderman (2012)/
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)/
The Artist (2011)/
The Avengers (2012)/
The Benchwarmers (2006)/
The Big Green (1995)/
The Bourne Identity (2002)/
The Bourne Legacy (2012)/
The Bourne Supremacy (2004)/
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)/
The Brave Little Toaster (1987)/
The Breakfast Club (1985)/
The Cable Guy (1996)/
The Campaign (2012)/
The Cheetah Girls (2003)/
The Conjuring (2013)/
The Conjuring 2 (2016)/
The Dark Knight (2008)/
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)/
The Departed (2006)/
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)/
The Fast and the Furious (2001)/
The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift (2006)/
The Godfather Trilogy/
The Good Dinosaur (2015)/
The Good The Bad And The Ugly (1966)/
The Goonies (1985)/
The Great Gatsby (2013)/
The Great Outdoors (1988)/
The Greatest Showman (2017)/
The Green Mile (1999)/
The Grinch (2018)/
The Hangover (2009)/
The Hangover Part II (2011)/
The Hangover Part III (2013)/
The Hunger Games Collection/
The Incredible Hulk (2008)/
The Incredibles (2004)/
The Incredibles 2 (2018)/
The Iron Giant (1999)/
The Jungle Book (2016)/
The Karate Kid (1984)/
The Karate Kid Part II (1986)/
The Karate Kid Part III (1989)/
The Land Before Time (1988)/
The Land Before Time Movies/
The Lego Batman Movie (2017)/
The Lego Movie (2014)/
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)/
The Longest Yard (2005)/
The Martian (2015)/
The Mask (1994)/
The Matrix (1999)/
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)/
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) + Extras/
The Message (1977)/
The Mummy (1999)/
The Mummy Returns (2001)/
The Muppets (2011)/
The NeverEnding Story (1984)/
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)/
The Notebook (2004)/
The Nutty Professor (1996)/
The Other Guys (2010)/
The Outsiders (1983)/
The Pagemaster (1994)/
The Parent Trap (1998)/
The Perfect Storm (2000)/
The Pink Panther (1963)/
The Pink Panther (2006)/
The Pink Panther 2 (2009)/
The Polar Express (2004)/
The Princess Bride (1987)/
The Princess Diaries (2001)/
The Princess Diaries 2 Royal Engagement (2004)/
The Quick And The Dead (1995)/
The Revenant (2015)/
The Road to El Dorado (2000)/
The Rugrats Movie (1998)/
The Sandlot (1993)/
The Santa Clause (1994)/
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)/
The School of Rock (2003)/
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)/
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)/
The Simpsons Movie (2007)/
The Social Network (2010)/
The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (2004)/
The Stoned Age (1994)/
The Strangers (2008)/
The Terminal (2004)/
The Terminator (1984)/
The Transformers The Movie (1986)/
The Truman Show (1998)/
The Usual Suspects (1995)/
The Waterboy (1998)/
The Wizard of Oz (1939)/
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)/
There's Something About Mary (1998)/
This is the End (2013)/
Thor (2011)/
Thor The Dark World (2013)/
Three Men and a Baby (1987)/
Titanic (1997)/
Tootsie (1982)/
Top Gun (1986)/
Toy Story (1995)/
Toy Story 2 (1999)/
Toy Story 3 (2010)/
Toy Story 4 (2019)/
Toy Story That Time Forgot (2014)/
Transformers (2007)/
Transformers Age of Extinction (2014)/
Transformers Dark of the Moon (2011)/
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen (2009)/
Trolls (2016)/
Trolls World Tour (2020)/
Tron (1982)/
Tron Legacy (2010)/
Tropic Thunder (2008)/
Twister (1996)/
Uncut Gems (2019)/
V for Vendetta (2006)/
Waiting (2005)/
Wallace and Gromit The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)/
War Games (1983)/
Waynes World (1992)/
Waynes World 2 (1993)/
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993)/
When a Stranger Calls (1979)/
When a Stranger Calls (2006)/
When Harry Met Sally (1989)/
While You Were Sleeping (1995)/
Whiplash (2014)/
White Men Can't Jump (1992)/
Wild America (1997)/
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)/
Winning London (2001)/
Youve Got Mail (1998)/
Zodiac (2007)/
Zoolander (2001)/
Zoolander 2 (2016)/
Zootopia (2016)/


30 Rock/
Arche
Are You Afraid Of The Dark/
Arrested Development/
Arthu
Ballers/
Batman The Animated Series/
Beachbody Insanity/
Better Call Saul/
Bill Nye the Science Guy/
Boy Meets World/
Breaking Bad/
Cheers/
Code Geass/
Codename Kids Next Doo
Courage The Cowardly Dog/
Curb Your Enthusiasm/
Death Note/
Desperate Housewives/
Dexters Laboratory/
Doug/
Dragon Tales/
Dragonball Z/
Drake and Josh/
Eastbound and Down/
Ed Edd n Eddy/
Entourage/
Even Stevens/
Everybody Loves Raymond/
Fairly Odd Parents/
Family Guy/
Forensic Files/
Foster's House for Imaginary friends/
Frasie
Friends/
Full House/
Futurama/
Game of Thrones/
George Lopez/
Gossip Girl/
Grey's Anatomy/
Hey Arnold!/
Home Improvement/
How I Met Your Mothe
I love Lucy/
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/
Jersey Shore/
Jersey Shore Family Vacation/
Jimmy Neutron/
Kenan And Kel/
King Of The Hill/
Leaving Neverland/
Lizzie McGuire/
Looney Tunes Golden Collection/
Lost/
Macolm in the Middle/
Magic School Bus/
Married With Children/
MASH/
Modern Family/
Mr Bean/
Mr Bean The Animated Series/
Mr Beans Hoilday (2007)/
One Tree Hill/
P90X/
Parks and Recreation/
Pinky and the Brain/
Pokemon/
Prison Break/
Recess/
Rick and Morty/
Rocket Powe
Rugrats/
Scooby Doo, Where Are You!/
Scrubs/
Seinfeld/
Silicon Valley/
Sons of Anarchy/
South Park/
SpongeBob SquarePants/
Star Trek The Next Generation/
Star Trek The Original Series/
Stranger Things/
That '70s Show/
That's So Raven/
The Amanda Show/
The Big Bang Theory/
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai
The Goldbergs/
The King of Queens/
The New Adventures of Old Christine/
The New Scooby-Doo Movies/
The Office (UK)/
The Office (US)/
The Pink Panther Show/
The Powerpuff Girls/
The Proud Family/
The Ropers/
The Simpsons/
The Sopranos/
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody/
The Sylvester & Tweety Show/
The Wire/
The Wonder Years/
This is Us/
Three's a Crowd/
Threes Company/
Tom & Jerry/
Two and a Half Men/
Up (2009)/
Veep/
Vice Principals/
What I Like About You/
Zoey 101/
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2020.10.21 22:23 OasisEgyptSafari White desert

White desert
White desert
White Desert – charming
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and also going to Al agabat desert then to the white desert to see rabbit rook and going camping. and dinner under of million stars.
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enjoy trip See the sunrise and take breakfast and going to see chicken and mushroom rook then going to the hot spring, then back to Bahariya oasis and Cairo.
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You will camp overnight, and go to Agabat valley, Black Desert, Crystal Mountain, and other sites and stopped wherever you wanted, Absolutely safe.
The distance from Cairo to it is 428 km. The road distance is 536.5 km. to get from Cairo to The White Desert Safari Egypt by taxi, car, and flight. We recommend taking the taxi from Cairo to it which is the fastest option and cheapest.
5 Days 4 Nights Siwa Oasis Tour from Cairo
  • Pick up services from hotel & return
  • Accommodation in Siwa 03 star hotel including breakfast & dinner
  • All sightseeing tours mentioned in the itinerary
  • All transfers from Cairo to Siwa and Back by an air-conditioned vehicle
  • And All transfers inside Siwa by 4×4 car
  • Entrance fees to the mentioned sightseeing
  • Lunch during sightseeing tours in Siwa (03 times)
  • English Egyptologist guide during your trip
  • Mineral water during your trip
  • Portage when needed
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  • Any optional tours not mentioned in the itinerary
  • Meals except where indicated
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Day 1: Alamein & Siwa Oasis DESCRIPTION
our representative will pick you up from your hotel in Cairo, then drive to Alamein, about 3 hours driving. At Al Alamein, you will gratify to see the site of a great battle during WW II.
as well as visit the WW II Museum and Cemetery it’s bestead, Then drive on to the beautiful bay of Marsa Matrouh on the Mediterranean Coast and continue to Siwa.
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Breakfast at the hotel, then enjoy the visit to the Old City of Siwa, then continue to Visit The tombs inside Gebel al Mawta ( the Dead Mountain )
where you can see man tombs like SI Amon, MSW Isis, Crocodile Tombs. Then transfer Abu Sherouf, one of the Siwa Villages to enjoy the Bedouin style life and enjoy the Roman Spring eye and handcraft.
Live the imaginable Sunset at Alawsut lake. Back to your hotel. Dinner and overnight.
Then transfer Abu Sherouf, one of the Siwa Villages to enjoy the Bedouin style life and enjoy the Roman Spring eye and handcraft. Live the imaginable Sunset at Alawsut lake. Back to your hotel. Dinner and overnight.
Day 3: Siwa Oasis
Temple Of Alexander, Cleopatra Bath
Breakfast at the hotel, visit the Temple of Alexander (the oracle temple) where he is known as the son of the deity of Amun, Cleopatra bath an antique natural spring, and the Temple of Aghormi, dedicated to the God Amon- 26 Dynasty.
Lunch is included. After that transfer to see the Siwa House Museum boasts traditional Siwan objects such as: silver jewelry, music instruments, wedding costumes, baskets, and ceramics. Then another recommended Sunset view at most of the guide books at Fitnas Lake.
Day 4: Siwa Oasis

Abu Ali Village/Tomb of Alexander the Great

Breakfast at hotel, Then start our journey at the Siwa Desert start first with Abu Ali Village where is the Tomb of Alexander the great exists there near to the place, he knew that he is the son of the God Amoun Ra.

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Cross the desert to stop near one of the unique archeology signs at Great Siwa Mountain where is the first human footprint above the mountain which dates to the pre-history era.

Continue our Safari tour

Have enjoyment between the dunes till we arrive at the fossils area and see the rocky coral reefs which date to Cambrian era the drive to One of the spring eyes in the middle of the desert ( Shitta Lake) and it is a good chance to watch the Flamenco birds.
HOT-SPRINGS
Lunch will be served. Then it is a chance to enjoy the sand surfing in the desert before we go swimming at cold spring eye and enjoy the bath and relaxing atmosphere in the Western Desert
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Then it is the time to drive to another spring eyes the hot spring eye for chilling and tranquilizing our Muscles – Ending our day with watching the Sunset at the desert with the Bedouins Tea – Drive back to your hotel – Dinner and overnight at the hotel.
Day 5: Back to Cairo
After breakfast, transfer to your hotel in Cairo and overnight. Safari trips and offers may interest you:
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2020.10.21 22:07 Dieguito36278 Streak 61: Black Lives Matter

God, what a topic
Instead of writing about Black Lives Matter, I'm going to write about the discrimination in Mexico.
America is not the only country in which people of color are discriminated. In Mexico brown people are discriminated. Just turn a T.V. in Mexico and you're going to have a hard time spotting a brown person having a main role or conducting a programm. Brown people earn less money than white people for the same job; brown is not considered beautiful or pretty, there is no a single commercial or add of diappers with a brown baby; the only roles brown actors get is as poor people who serve white people. There are neighborhoods in which only white people are allowed to live in, there are only-white schools, and there are in general, lots of places where brown people is not welcome, like clubs or private businesses. Mexico is a racist country, period. I've seen that in America is hard to find black people saying things like "there's not such thing as discrimination", or discriminating other black people, or being Trump supporters. But in Mexico one is just as likely to be discriminated by a brown person as it is to be discriminated by a white person. We're are discriminated by the whites, and we're discriminated by our own people. This is crazy, as a brown person I have listened things like "you're brown, you cannot dye your hair" or "if your skin tone were lighter, you would be prettier" from another brown person. Just, wtf. I like my skin, I'm comfortable with my skin, I don't need to change. The main problem respecting discrimination in Mexico is that brown people think white is better. How are we suppose to start a movement like Black Lives Matter is we don't feel comfortable in our own skin? How is that brown people think brown is not beautiful? Why do brown people prefer seeing white people on T.V. over people who look like them? Just as quick story to help you understand how crazy is all of this. I have a really pretty femmale friend who is brown, she's stunning and lots of men want to date her. One day we were talking about all her pretendants, and she said she prefers white men, because white men are prettier and her mom likes it more when she dates white men. Her mother is also brown. I just can't imagine what would happen if one day a white man says to her that he's not dating her because she's brown. As stunning as she is. Would she realize that she has been a little bit racist? Would she change? Would she even care about a man rejecting her for her skin color?
If you are a person of color and want to come to Mexico, my intention wasn't to discourage you. Mexicans have a fascination for foreigners. Mexican people discrimante other mexican people, but Mexcians do not discriminate foreigners, which is also crazy.
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2020.10.21 21:48 soy808 I [32F] resent my boyfriend [32M] about introducing kinky sex and polyamory to me

Long story short -- I was always a deeply sexual person, but growing up in a non-western culture (S Korea) I was never exposed to kinky or bdsm culture. I am bisexual yet I had a happy vanilla, monogamous relationship with my ex-boyfriend for about 6 years.

Then I came to the US, broke up with him and explored the dating/hook-up scene. I had some shitty experiences. There was an attractive athlete guy who told me "I had my ex-girlfriend fucked by five black men and that was the best-- are you kinky?" or a muscular Russian guy who almost used a Korean woman as his sex toy without a consent (she barely spoke English). He said he later tried to pimp her out to his friend, and she finally cried and resisted. All these stories were shocking -- and lowered my self-esteem a bit.

And then I slept with my current boyfriend. I had known him for about 2 years [we were both international students in the same program], and sorta wrote him off because he didn't look like a serious person... too sex-positive (I didn't know the word "sex-positive" back then) and bisexual. But after going through all the bad guys in the dating market, I gave him a chance-- and we started all the kinky things together. It was a Christmas break and things got sorta magical. We got totally caught in passion! We did lots of crazy stuff (rope, toys, in the car, collar, socks, foot stuff) and it blew my mind. He suddenly looked like a prince and I fell in love.

Somehow he looked above my league. He's tall, preppy, blond and blue-eyed, well educated, well traveled, and has a charming extroverted personality. People still give him a praise like "beautiful man" or "oh his blue eyes!" Initially I felt like if he were not bisexual and kinky, he would be the person who would not even "like" me on Tinder -- my self-esteem was a bit low.

And we started a sorta long distance relationship and he demanded an open relationship. I never knew the concept of polyamory or open relationship before, but it made sense and I gave it a try. It was a... rocky road. I agreed with the open relationship term partially because I was madly in love (couldn't stop thinking about him a second) and I wanted to keep him. But for the first couple months, I never slept with anyone while he was hooking up with other kinky men for some fetish stuff. He even made me say hi to one of his former male hook-ups who was Chinese -- which I felt was humiliating as a woman and as an Asian person. He had all good-intention because he believed in polyamory and ethical non-monogamy, but I was not philosophically prepared for that. In retrospect, I would have refused to do that, but at that time I did, because somehow I wanted to assimilate with the new culture that he introduced. I had the desperate need to assimilate with the western culture in general.

Then I realized that he's actually leaning toward submissive, so I started pegging him with a strap-on dildo. I bought that in a nearby adult toy store and brought it to his place. Since receiving anal sex was his ultimate taboo in his life, he got totally hit by that and started feeling really attached to me. In some sense I messed him up the same way he messed me up. He said I "turned the table..." He denies that that is the reason why he fell in love with me. But I sometimes still suspect so -- after I started doing that, his attitude towards me changed a lot. Thinking that way doesn't give me a pleasant feeling though.

While we were separate spatially, he continued to hook around and it bothered me. For example he hooked up with a gay man; the guy tried to use popper on himself [a chemical drug that functions as a muscle relaxant] and by mistake spilled it into my bf's eye. Bf doesn't do anal sex with men and I trust him on that, But the popper incident was still upsetting and disturbing. Also he once sucked a man's thing without a condom and I found it upsetting because of the risk of STD.

The biggest thing that upset me was that he started watching sissification [cross-dressing and being a submissive like a girl] porn/hentais. At this point I was totally exhausted. Before then, I could make sense of most of the new concepts he introduced to me such as polyamory, open relationship, kinks, bondage, and male bisexuality -- even though I had to process a lot (A LOT). I tended to over-think, read a lot to understand him, and tried to become an open-minded mother-like figure who can understand most of his secrets and kinks and imperfection. I was repelled by what I saw on Fetlife [kinky people's facebook] but still tried to understand all of that. But when he started sending me cross-dressing shopping mall websites and sissification hentais, it was the last straw -- I said I can't take this anymore and I don't want to continue the relationship. He reacted to me in very disappointing ways such as getting angry, resentful, and saying that he's gonna cancel everything we planned, and he also tried to sell one of my tickets to his friend. I think he reacted to me in a childish way and it was another big turn-off.

Well the thing was we already booked lots of trips together... I was very depressed at that time and I didn't want to give up on all the trips. And I read some stupid toxic relationship coaching in my native language [saying that you should put up with your man's things one more time when you wanna give up everything] so I went to his place again. Then... we reconciled.

He stopped watching sissy stuff and fervently convinced me that it's not his primary kink so he can stop completely. He still had fantasies about threesome so he organized a session with me and a transgender man. I ended up engaging in the threesome session. It was interesting, the trans guy was very respectful. It was another attempt of mine to try to "assimilate" into the western culture since threesome is much more common and casually accepted here. Well did I like it? It was not something I was hugely into.

I just thought that "I'll keep seeing him until I find someone better..." I was lonely and I was not brave enough to lose him, since he became more and more affectionate. Last winter he was still organizing fetish sessions with other kinky men and I let him do so, without even caring too much. Well he does extremely low-risk activities in terms of STD, and he doesn't emotionally connect with them... so I started getting accustomed to that, in a nonchalant way.

Then COVID came, and now I'm quarantined with him for 7 months now. Things are very fine. He cooks and cleans for me. We've been to lots of nice places together. We are sort of official now as a couple. We have quite a lot of sex, a little less frequently, with less energy. I perform less wild things. I watched a lot of porns and Fetlife profiles. I organized a threesome with a guy I met on Tinder myself, and I had a lot of fun. I developed some disturbing sex fantasies where I worship bf's body, which I feel like I should stop fantasizing about.

So the thing is, my bf became very affectionate to me after all and treats me like a queen. I'm still sorta affectionate to him even though I'm not sure I love him. I think I've been way too traumatized by the introduction of the whole new world (kinky sex/polyamory) and still didn't recover that much. I wonder if this is some sort of stockholm syndrome where you fall in love with someone who traumatized and hurt you... I have a huge urge to talk about these things to people from my culture (Korea), but all these things sound WAY too foreign and monstrous and horrible. I once posted this stuff to one of the feminist forums in my native language and the reaction was super negative. People are not familiar with kinks, bdsm, and sex-positive stuff. I feel a bit isolated from my culture. I'm not sure I'm that sex-positive either, though.

tl;dr: I got traumatized by kinky sex and polyamory stuff that bf introduced to me; even though now I got a bit used to that, I still feel resentful about it and I don't have people to talk to. What should I do?
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2020.10.21 21:48 BadConsoleGamer People telling me what i can be mad at

https://youtu.be/fZfcc21c6Uo
Something this man said in the first 2 minutes of this video pissed me off he was talking about what a black man said to him one day and i think its important.
He said the man said to him “You know you still got the disease honey. I know you think youre cured, but youre not cured. You cant give me the right to be a human being im born with that right. Now you can keep me from having that if you got all the policemen and all the jobs on your side you can deprive me of it. But you cant give it to me cause i was born with it just like you was.”
I wont even go on and on about how this quote is true about so many things today. But the majority loves acting like it is a charity act when they stop depriving people of something. We can talk about gay rights trans rights womens rights whatever. And no i am NOT equating those with slavery for the dickheads out there. But the majority is not giving people their freedoms. They are just not depriving them of it as much. But this post isn’t exactly about gay trans or womens rights i just think that that is an important point. Maybe something to make you think.
People will try to tell me im not allowed to be mad about slavery or segregation or anything like that. Because i didn’t experience it. These same people want to cling to a flag that was used to oppress my people. Build monuments used to oppress my people. These same people will cling to their hatred of another country because of wars or terrorist attacks. That happened years ago. But i cant be angry about my history in this country? While yall carve dead slave owners into mountains😂😂
My mother was forced to play inside of the house if she wanted to play with her white friend because their parents didnt want the neighbors seeing a black girl running around. My beautiful mother was forced to stay up until 12 to hear the music of people she could relate to. My grandmother had negro on her birth certificate the beautiful woman that showed me love for every second of my life and taught me so much. But i cant be mad why the fuck not?
Im not going to sit here and say i want fucking reparations. Cause no amount of money is gonna fix how pissed i am. Some people may want that and i dont care. I wont say that i am treated anywhere near as badly as people were back then. That is an entirely different type of suffering. But noone has the right to tell us what we can be mad at. These people will cry about HBCU or about BET or about Black history month. But when we say why we needed to create those things in the first place we’re getting off topic.
I can be mad about my history. And i can be mad when people act like its a gift to let people be human. Youre not giving people the right to do anything. Youre not doing anyone a service. Youre just not depriving them of their rights. I bear no grudge or hatred for white people im a black dude dating a white girl. I have a hatred for these people acting like slavery and segregation was BC. For these racists that think they can equate black history month or blm to slavery or any other form of oppression.
Its a rant if you wanna grade people on sentence structure go become a fucking lit teacher.
Edit:
This is by no means me making excuses for anything or saying its the white mans fault blah blah. This is a post about what its talking about.
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2020.10.21 19:42 1PasswordOfficial This Week @ 1Password [#10]: Spooktacularly Special Linux Beta 🧟‍♂️

Happy Wednesday, everyone!
The team has popped their Halloween costumes on, and we’re all stocked up on candy, so get your trick-or-treat bags ready for all of the goodies we’ve packed into this extra-special tenth edition of This Week @ 1Password 🎃🍬

1Password for Linux 🐧

We are super excited to announce our first beta release of 1Password for Linux. That’s right – we now have a fully-featured desktop app for Linux which you can use to quickly find, edit, and organize your items! And it looks gorgeous, too! 😍
Our new app is built on great open source projects like the Rust programming language for the underlying logic, and React for a responsive component-based UI. We’re especially proud to be using the incredible ring crypto library to power the end-to-end encryption that keeps your data safe.
We used this new foundation to bring you the 1Password experience you know and love to Linux and extended it further with:
In addition to these great improvements we’ve tailored the app to integrate with Desktop Linux:
We’re really excited about what’s now possible with 1Password on Linux and all the incredible things we have planned for the future.
As thrilled as we are it’s important to remember 1Password for Linux is still in beta. Expect some sharp turns and sudden drops so please keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times. As such this initial release should be used for testing and validation purposes only and is not suitable for business critical environments. For a stable experience on Linux you’ll want to use 1Password X in your browser.
That said, building an app for Linux wouldn’t have been possible without these giant shoulders to stand upon so we want to give back to the free software community. If you work on an open source team that needs a password manager, open a pull request in our 1Password for Open Source Projects repo and we’ll give you and everybody on your team a free account. Thank you so much for your contributions and making the world a better place. 🤗❤️
Last but not least, thank you for all of our friends who have helped us by testing our development preview. This goes out to the brave souls who ran the application, to all of you who participated in our surveys, and to our usability testers! Your feedback tells us how to make 1Password the best it can be!
Our founder, Dave Teare, announces all of this over on the 1Password Blog, while Savanni walks you through getting updated to the 1Password for Linux Beta over on the Support Community.

1Password Web App 🌐

Our web app team continues to bring the 🔥 with a grand total of six updates since the last edition of This Week @ 1Password!
Since we’ve last spoke, our team has re-designed and improved the content in various system emails, including administrator, support, and security emails. Added significantly increased accessibility text to the email verification page, and we’ve even improved loading time for signing-in, dashboard, person details, vault details, and vault views, for users and teams with many vaults.
You can find all of the changes we’ve made over on our Update Server.

1Password for Windows 💻

Over in Windows-land we’ve been hard at work trying to track down and squash some incredibly pesky bugs over the past few weeks — we’re happy to say that our extermination operation was a success!
7.6.787-BETA rings in a fix for the reports we received regarding 1Password freezing when scrolling through an item list that only had one item out of the scroll view. This one was a headache for all involved, so we seriously appreciate all of the time you wonderful folks spent the time to report this to us.
In addition, we’ve also fixed an issue where Exporting Credit Card items to the CSV format would incorrectly save the expiration date as 1/3/1970, and we even updated the wordlist for the password generator!

Finding our centre this Thanksgiving 🦃

As we enter that season where we’re usually reflective, during a year when we all have more to reflect on than ever, our founder, Sara Teare, talks a little more about the importance of finding that centre when you need it most, and how we’re helping our team do that at 1Password over on our Blog.

This Thanksgiving, we’re giving back 🤲

We’re donating $1 to charity for every family that signs up to 1Password between Oct 12 and Nov 26. We’ll be donating to Big Brothers Big Sisters of Canada , Food Banks Canada and the Canadian Mental Health Association.

Random But Memorable 🎙

In our latest episode, Dr. Chris Pierson from BlackCloak shares why business executives, CISO and other high-profile individuals are prime targets for hackers, while sharing tips and insights on how we can all protect our digital lives.
Also: Have you ever used a pet’s name as a password? As many as 1 in 6 of us have. Our furry friends may make terrible passwords, but they make for a great round of Play Your Password Right. 🐱 🧨 🎧
Here’s where you can listen to Random but Memorable:
Thank you so much to everyone who took the time to read over this jam-packed 10th issue of This Week @ 1Password!
This issue of [email protected] be the last weekly issue, as we’re changing to a bi-weekly format moving forward to make sure we’re delivering content-rich updates for everyone.
See you all in two weeks! 💙🔐
— Dave, Sara, Blake and the rest of the 1Password Team
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2020.10.21 17:45 neumonia-pnina Discussion - Third round, part two: Ghost Gathering or Time Palace?

BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME, HUH

Yeah.. I forgot about these posts. And you have too. I should give up on this but I'll be very disappointed with myself if I come this close to finishing this series and then don't. So.. we're powering through this. This post is going to be a lot shorter than usual, I know you guys are probably used to the posts that are 10k characters long, but the reason why I've been sleeping on this series for so long is that it just wasn't making me happy to have to drag on and on about suits that I wasn't excited about.

Whoo! These are two very loved hells, both top-notch. They're the only two hells who will give you more than what you asked for- which more than pleases the diamond-hoarding likes of the LN community. With dazzling suits and even more dazzling prices, who will come out on top?
Winners so far:
ToL vs. Caelum et Ocean (ToL, 67.7% to 32.3%)
Ghost Gathering vs. Time Palace

Things to consider:

- Formatting
- Music
- Price
- Lore
- Overall Beauty
- Versatility
- Minor suits
- Recharges

Alright, let's go!

Formatting: Both have fairly nice formatting, with Time Palace you know exactly when the whale suit drops, but... not so much for the other nodes. I know that I was personally a smidge disappointed by the node I got. Giving this one to Ghost Gathering for the more easily predictable drops.

Music: Ghost Gathering's music is freaking epic. Starting off with the frantic smashing of keys (and destroying my ears in the process) and then the beat drops and it's awesome. Tense, fast-paced and fun and scary at the same time. It's a great piece and one that I'd actually go out of my way to listen to on a regular basis.
But... few can compare to the heartwrenching e minor chord that starts off the Time Palace score. With a motif that repeats, more haunting every time, delicate and soft and yearning, this piece is the embodiment of nostalgia.

Price: Time Palace is around 10.2k in total, Ghost Gathering is 7.9k. Seems like it should be easy, right? Well... maybe we should break down that price a little bit further.
Ghost Gathering gives us Yama Judge, Soul Guide, Flower Mirror, Miss Bone (day), Miss Bone (night), Underworld Lord (day), and Underworld Lord (night) for a total of 7 suits, at the price of around 7.9k. That's around 1130/suit.
Time Palace gives us Farewell Note, One-way Train, Autumn Firefly, Old dream in Fleeting light, City Subway, Melody of Whale, Flower Season Melody, Symphonic Poem of Future, Soul Blues, Prelude to Youth, Song of Sea Breeze, Memory Gear, Feminine Chivalry, and Past Glory. That's fourteen suits, twice as many as Ghost Gathering! Even if we count the minor suits as half each (I normally wouldn't include them, but with the difference in format it would only be fair) for a total of 12 suits, that's still about 1k per suit, which is a liiiiittle bit better than Ghost Gathering. Win for Time Palace.

Lore: Not going to lie, I'm starting to regret this section because the hells where I paid attention to the lore were.... ...Cloud Realm. Time to go read up!
Ghost Gathering has a very rad story- basically, these demons disguise themselves as beautiful ladies to lure people into the underworld. Time Palace is about Nikki revisiting moments in time- it's got 4 mini-stories: a lady telling a young girl a story, a boy leaving for the North kingdom to join the Nameless Chivalric Order, two friends who grow up to 'exchange' their childhood dreams, and a designer who feels inferior to Kimi, has an intense dream, and designs a whale suit. I think both of them have very nice lore and I'm not good at judging lore, so I guess I'll just leave this at a blank.

Overall Beauty: Well, I don't think there's a single hell that would lose to Time Palace in terms of beauty (except maybe Melody of Whale)- its special charm really comes in its simplicity and versatility- but even though the winner is decidedly Ghost Gathering, I'll still talk a little bit about the suits- the main events for both hells. I'm sorry for not talking about all the suits like I normally do, but that's exactly what took so, so, so, long for these posts to come out- I don't like talking so much about suits that I'm not even passionate about. I know I joke about it, but it's seriously painful to be constantly writing posts that exceed 10k characters, and that's why my posting schedule has been so unreliable for these polls.
Miss Bone (Night): Obviously the star of the show, Miss Bone is a highly sought after suit for both her versatility and beauty. Her color scheme is mostly sheer silver-white, with dark and dull red and blue in her face, hair, and background. These darker accents draw attention to the head on a background of white. Normally, a suit with such a single-color color scheme would suffer from lost detail (think: Ocean Dream), but unlike many other hells, Miss Bone doesn't rely on minute details or fabric patterns. Instead, her interest comes from the unique silhouette. Miss Bone's dress has a lovely bell silhouette with an extended back cut out in jagged, unique shapes. These shapes make the dress instantly recognizable, even when unposed. The fabric resembles chiffon, flowy and sheer, and they're layered so that they have a lot of volume. Heavy emphasis is placed on the back because of that volume, as opposed to the slim and tight-fitting bodice, but it doesn't distract from the focal point (the face) because of the simple color scheme, lack of heavy pattern, and the direction of the lines. The embellishments are light and simple to fit with the delicate fabric, ropes of jewels adorning her skirt and bodice.
But even though Miss Bone is obviously competent in technical design elements, the thing that stands out the most about her design is the sheer creativity. The tiny crown made of skulls and ribs, the spine shoes, the motif of ribcages on her neck, wrists, and chest, the ribs of the umbrella being... literal ribs, even something as simple as the sleek silver stripes on the fabric that remind me of bones. It's a suit that you can't look at and not see bones, but they're hidden throughout the suit in clever ways.
Melody of Whale: Like Miss Bone, Melody of Whale also has a fairly monochrome color scheme, but it's handled well with slight variation in the blues and well-placed shading and gradients to make the details visible. The skirt of the dress has multiple layers, and they're ombre with the darker hue at the top. This is a neat trick because it makes sure that the darker part of one layer is right next to the lighter part of another layer, which makes it easy to tell apart layers. It also has the bonus of having the appearance of rushing water! Melody of Whale also has a bell silhouette. It's got very interestingly shaped pieces- stiff and angular with delicate and frilly edges, resembling the fins of a fish. The shape of the skirt is just like Star Sea- I'm sure it should have a name but I guess we're just calling it "open front" that reveals the pale blue fabric wrapped around her legs. The strings of glassy beads that circle her arms and waist remind me of bubbles and the pearls also help bring back those oceanic vibes. The thematic cohesion of this suit is truly impressive and there's not a single part of it that doesn't remind you of the ocean. It looks positively ethereal in beautiful, floating pale blues.

Versatility: The opposite of the last section- you'd be hard pressed to find a hell event that manages to be as versatile as Time Palace. Sure, Ghost Gathering is impressively versatile for a hell with suits that are meant to be flashy and glamorous, but Time Palace was pretty much designed to be beautifully useful. The valuable pieces in Ghost Gathering are mostly set pieces: rain, coffin, couch, and carriage. However, every part of Time Palace's suits, from the dresses, hairs, accessories, and makeups, is useful. Farewell Note is often praised for having such a uniquely emotional makeup. The backgrounds are gorgeous and actually hecking useable. And the absolute highlight of Time Palace: the people. Holy shit you cannot look through ten hotlisting SC posts without seeing a background piece from Time Palace. I cannot stress how cool this is. It's like doing group photos, but for people who have no friends! (Or if you're in Competition). Plus, Time Palace is super top scoring. Farewell Note has 2 pieces that are top-scoring in 18 stages, 1 in 16 stages, 1 in 14 stages, 1 in 2 stages, 2 are top-scoring in 2 commission requests, 2 in 3, 2 in 1, and 1 that is top-scoring in an arena stage. That's a single suit! One-Way Train is so ridiculously top-scoring that it's unbelievable. It's got a piece that is top-scoring in THIRTY-NINE STAGES!!! Y'all canNOT be sleeping on these suits. Most suits we adore because they're pretty, but the sheer usefulness in actual gameplay that Time Palace suits have make them some of the best suits in the game. For people who are more into the extravagant Pigeon ballgowns, high-fashion Apple suits, or ginormous Cloud dresses, maybe this isn't the best pick for you, but the pieces are slim enough to avoid clipping issues and there's a little bit of kingdom flavor for everyone. High-quality casual clothing is actually rather hard to come by in this game, because most casual clothing is a cheap store item or low-tier pavilion drop. The pieces are useable in a fantastic number of scenarios that appear often in Competition.

Minor suits: Because of formatting differences, the hells that have less suits tend to have more quality minor suits. Ghost Gathering is a RTN 5 event, while Time Palace is a RTN 4 with random pull minors. But even so, Time Palace has really excellent minor suits. Time to bring out the analyzing table! No, no... let's put it back away... (gently folds it and closes the cupboard). Let's keep this sweet and brief.
Soul Guide is fine, if a bit bland. In my noob years, I would peruse the gallery for hours, looking at all the pretty suits I wanted. For some reason I really wanted this suit? Now that more than two years have passed, Love Nikki's excellent art has totally spoiled me and it just doesn't seem interesting anymore. I really don't like the brown color, I think it's too warm and I wish the sleeves and shoes had the same etching as the loincloth to give it more detail and a greyish tint, because right now it just looks like massive blobs of a single, saturated brown and it cheapens the look. The red and white knots are too bulky in my opinion, I actually kind of like that look but I think they should be slimmed down.
Unlike the majority of the sub, I have never liked Flower Mirror and I still don't. I widely prefer light accents on a dark base over dark accent on a light base, so that's where this suit loses it for me. The silver-to-indigo gradient in the hair isn't gradual enough and it doesn't appear anywhere other than the front strands, so it feels out of place. Using indigo in the areas that are commonly under shadow would have helped introduce the color to the palette more smoothly and would have also been an artistic shading choice. As I've said many times, I don't like monochrome color palettes (and I've explained above how monochrome palettes can be handled well), and the layers of fabric are kind of lost in a sea of pale blue. This suit would greatly benefit from introducing a warm tone to the palette, which should be the pale pink of the lotuses. Not only would it further infuse the lotus theme into the suit, it would also help the background items seem less out of place. I don't want you guys thinking I hate this suit because I don't, it just doesn't impress me like I think it should. I think the makeup is really nice, even if the green color doesn't match the rest of the suit.
Yama Judge is cute, but the color scheme is a mess. It doesn't know if it wants to be purple, gold, white, black, red, green, light blue... I think these colors could be handled well! The soft purple and gold with darker purple accents on a base of white and black mutes works really well, and a few red details wouldn't hurt. The problem is that this suit won't commit to a color. It has dots here and there, but doesn't attempt to fully integrate them into the suit.
Time Palace's minor suits excel in being simple, sweet, and unique. Memory Gear has to be my favorite. I don't think the yellow-green-brown color scheme really works, but the recolor is gorgeous. The whole cozy steampunk combination is so cute and surprisingly useful. Often when I'm styling, I find myself wishing I had the whole suit. Song of Sea Breeze is cute, but on the simpler side. It's got useful 'navy' parts, and considering that ocean-related Competition themes tend to come up a lot, I think it's worth it. Feminine Chivalry is a perfect combination between sleek and fluffy/feathery, and the colors correlate well with those textures. The dark navy is a very versatile color and easy to colormatch. Past Glory has to be my least favorite, it had real potential to be something super fancy but falls flat. The strings large gold diamonds on the skirt look tacky and cheap, the coat looks stiff and doesn't flow like it should. The other parts are fine, but those are the main points of the suit so it's vital that they aren't messed up, and unfortunately Past Glory fails.
Even so, I think that Time Palace's minor suits, though simpler, are better.

Recharges: Fortunately, recharges aren't much of a competition. Ghost Gathering's recharges (Deicide Kalpa, Snow Stone Tusk and I think Flower Song in Fan) are pretty, but nowhere near as impressive as Time Palace's spectacular suits. It's a bit unfair because Ghost Gathering's recharges are much older and therefor less high quality, but these polls would be a nightmare if I had to take age into consideration as well.

I think these hells were expected to be an epic face-off considering how highly regarded each of them are, but surprisingly Time Palace was a near sweep at least in my perspective. They're both very good events and you have to consider that Ghost Gathering is quite dated, which means it's actually holding up insanely well. I know you guys won't think the same, though, so I'm excited to see the results of this poll. The next poll is going to be the showdown of the sub. Which lucky hell will make it and face Tree of Life? Here's hoping that post doesn't take a year. Ironically, for all I talked about wanting to make these posts shorter, this post is almost 14.5k characters. They were a lot of fun to write, though! Love you guys <3
Since it's been actual months since my last poll, there are surely new members of this sub who might be a bit lost. So here's the first poll for reference.
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2020.10.21 15:52 RapsyJigo Analyzing the datability of the characters in a realistic setting

Before I even begin to analyze every character in the series I just want to say that my analysis is from as an objective of a stance as I can possibly make. Falling in love with a person has a lot more to it than just having compatible personalities. Timing, opportunity, availability and many other things come into play when you fall in love, so for the sake of objectivity I will entirely dismiss falling in love and just consider how great of a love partner each character would make. Also I will consider all the characters straight.
First I just want to make it objectively clear that all these characters are incredibly beautiful. It's a manga, they all look alike and they all have perfectly drawn body proportions. So I will entirely disregard the aspect for these characters.

I will rate characters from 1 - 10 based on how fulfilling of a relationship the average person can have with them.

Chizuru Ichinose 6/10

The heroine of our story, most will argue that she is the perfect girl without many flaws. The best waifu to end all waifu wars. However that doesn't make her a desirable life partner.
First let's go over her almost godly stature. She is good at everything, she has 25 hour days and can still find time to listen to you and support you. However having such a 1 sided relationship where she is better than you at almost everything isn't very healthy. You will always feel like a burden to her, even if you have a great self esteem she just won't need you.
For quite a lot of people she would be a great girlfriend, people that need other to take care of them, she would love to do it and would get self fulfilment from doing so. Also her potential boyfriend could help her out when she truly can't manage alone and accept the fact that she is superior after she recovered.
However what gave her this bad score isn't her positives, it's how she treats her emotions. She is a closed book, won't tell you anything even if she suffers. For a lot of people this is a very big red flag, she can't trust you no matter how hard you try. Just look at Kazuya, he's been the perfect boyfriend for her for more than a year now, simped for her every single day of his life and yet she still can't fully trust him. Such mistrust is not going to get you far in a realistic relationship.

Kazuya Kinoshita 8/10

Yes, Kazuya the loser would be a great boyfriend.
Ok so first, Kazuya isn't actually a loser. He is the most determined individual in the entire series. He chased for the iron lady Chizuru for more than a year without ever thinking of giving up. Yes even he himself knows that his dream of reaching her is far fetched but that doesn't stop him.
As a boyfriend this guy would simp and be horny 24/7. Some girls would be OK with that, because yeah some girls are also horny 24/7. But for the rest of them with a more controllable libido this guy would know to back down. He would never push his boundaries unless you invite him, however he might miss a lot of your invitations. So for him the best girlfriend would be someone incredibly direct and straight forward. Because when given clear "instructions" he knows what to do and how to do it.
He's downsides would be his open book. He's like a walking emoji, always showing exactly what he feels. However this could easily be improved on and he could become more mature. He could also become very suffocating for constantly wanting to do everything for his girlfriend, this also can be worked upon as when pushed back he will not insist.

Ruka Sarashina 3/10

Oh boy the Ruka simpers are not gonna like this.
Ruka as a person is kinda awful, sure she is a high school girl who is naive and stupidly in love but that doesn't excuse her actions. A lot of people have been in high school and helplessly in love but they didn't go yandere and blackmail their lover. Not just the black mail she forced Kazuya into a relationship he doesn't want, he made it clear to her that he doesn't want it yet she still insists. She is one of those girlfriends that are horny 24/7, so she would need a guy that can do it 24/7. However she is a big turnoff because of how insistent she is on everything, no matter what you try and tell her she will most likely do what she wants, unwilling to give up on her ideals. The best hope is for your request to match her ideals.
However she is kinda cute inisisting as hard as she is. An incredibly capable alpha male can match her explosive energy with incredibly well said replies. She could just be shown that sometimes she isn't right and convinced into giving in and doing the right thing. So she isn't completely hopeless, but most of the average guys who lose 50% of the arguments won't be able to resist a girl like her.

Sumi Sakurasawa 0/10

At least in her current shy unspeaking state.
Okay so having a partner that either refuses to communicate with you or is unable to communicate with you in any way is a guaranteed disaster. Facial expressions and written text just won't cut it.
DISCLAIMER: relationships with a mute person work because the mute is willing and desperately trying to communicate with their partner and their partner is putting in the extra effort to learn ways to communicate with said person.
Sumi just breaks if you try to initiate a bit more than a surface level conversation, this isn't just incredibly unatractive but also very irritating. Sure she is trying to get over her anxiety but until she makes any progress she is simply undatable.
IF: Sumi manages to get over her anxiety and manages to hold conversations with at least her lover, than yes she would be datable. Very datable at that, because from her inner monologues we can see that she can and will often talk about deep topics, has quite the determination and passion within her. A no anxiety Sumi would be 9/10, you can both rely on her and she will rely on you. Perfectly balanced, perfectly healthy.

Mami Namami 1/10

Okay, so this one is quite a tough one to analyze because we really don't get to see a lot of her.
She seems like a player willing to do anything to enjoy herself and abuse other people. She gets enjoyment from messing with other people and will actively do so with her lover. Such a player can only be matched by either another player who can see right pass her plans and calls her out on it. Such a relationship while insanely unlikely could work as both have a mutual respect for the others ability to control situations in their favor. If the 2 of them start hitting it off and start cooperating good fucking luck to anyone who dares oppose them.
On the other hand she could have a meaningful motive for why she did what she did, until we get a backstory and an explanation we have to go with the manipulative player approach.

Mini Yameori 9/10

I'm not just simping here, despite me having a Yaemori flair.
This girl is the most average girl in the entire series, perfect for your average chad. She is fun energetic determined and reliable. A love life with her would be full of unexpected dates and fun hangouts at either one of the 2's place. Sex would be meaningful and not just a sport as she'd much rather play games with her boyfriend. She speaks her mind, knows what she wants and asks for it without any shame, she is also open to criticism and admits her mistakes fully. She won't try to control every little aspect of your life but she won't also stay idly by as you do as you please. With a similarly average boyfriend who can speak his mind and admit his mistakes the 2 of them could have a perfectly normal and healthy relationship.
As a girlfriend Yaemori would be great, however she would need a boyfriend who understands her weeb. A guy who is "macho" has no idea what anime is, doesn't play games and is only posting pictures of himself on instagram won't work. She will often delve into very deep topics that if the boyfriend can't follow will be a massive turndown for both of them. Also her libido seems to be quite high for a gamer girl but that is probably only because she is a virgin.

Honorable Mentions

Kibe - 9/10. From what we saw of him in this series he know what to say, is quite capable for running some sort of business with Kazuya's grandmother and very reliable. Downsides being that he is a bit aggressive (at least from what we saw).
Curi - 5/10. He is an actual loser. Randomly sending "penis" to Kazuya is ok-ish but from the way he acted with Ruka he seemed incredibly desperate and arrogant. He showed almost no remorse in taking advantage of the climbing situation and instantly started mentally jacking off. And before you say that Kazuya is even more desperate you have to realize that this story is told from Kazuya's perspective so all of his reactions are 10* more amplified than how they get out to other people

Final remarks

While I tried to be as objective as possible, even I have to admit that maybe some personal preferences slipped trough, we are only human. And if you claim that it's impossible to be objective on "love" you are the perfect example of the norm. We aren't all that different and most of us fall in love because of good or bad timing not careful planning and analysis.
What are your thoughts? What character would you like to date most?
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2020.10.21 15:30 A35821363 November 2. On this date in 1912, in Chicago, 'Abdu’l-Bahá "talked about Isfandíyár, the black servant of the Blessed Beauty, referring to his faithfulness, obedience and goodness of heart, saying: 'If a believer in God prays for piety, it does not matter whether he is robed in black or white.'"

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2020.10.21 13:41 Bill__Q Ron Magill: October 20 2020, Hour 2

A synopsis of the Ron Magill segment. See the 2020 Index for other shows.
Stugotz, Dan, and Greg Cote

Quote of the day

Billy, why is your head in your hands

New stats of the day

number of times Ron says:
Phrase This show Year to date
Bottom line 0 22
at the end of the day 0 13

Animals mentioned

Questions

Roy Bellamy: There's a primate in Asia called [Princess Claire screaming in the background] sorry [screaming]. There's a primate in Asia called loris. And apparently it has flesh-rotting venom and is one of the world's only venomous mammals [more Princess Claire noise]. Can you describe a loris?
Dan: She's really thrown you off your game. We'll come back to you. See if you can get Princess Claire under control.
Chris Cote: Is she ok?
Dan: A reasonable question. Billy, what do you have?

Bill Gil: There was a story that in San Francisco a lemur went missing now they ended up finding the lemur but they thought it was stolen has an animal ever been kidnapped or attempted kidnap at the Zoo?
Ron: Yes. We've actually had animals stolen. About 30 years ago, a couple of our show parrots were stolen from the amphitheater never be retrieved. And we did catch someone trying to steal a tortoise. That person was caught and charged. The parrots, sadly, were never found and that was the beginning of a very intricate alarm system at the zoo.

Dan: What is the criminal penalty for trying to steal a turtle?
Ron: Endangered species, it's a federal act, a federal violation. It could be pretty severe. As far as the parrots go, because they were show trained and were worth thousands of dollars each, it was grand theft larceny.
Dan: So those people had no idea though they were looking at very stiff penalties, when they're trying to steal those particular animals?
Ron: You know what, I think most of those people really aren't high on the intelligence scale, but I don't think they care about the penalties.

Parker: If you could have the tail of a primate or the feel of a primate, which would you choose?
Ron: I would choose the tail of a spider monkey or a howler monkey, because it's a prehensile tail. It gives me an extra arm, it gives me like 5 limbs to grab things with. I'd definitely go with that because -- I'm happy with my arms and my hands and my feet, my legs, but if I could have another one, that would be huge.

Dan: did I skip over you saying there were other things, weird things, you've had to prosecute beyond thievery? Like, what, sex on the premise?
Me: Hasn't he told the story of busting some people filming a porno in the Zoo?
Ron: I caught that! Dan, I know is gonna -- I was here -- it was a rainy day and I'm doing my rounds and I walk into the aviary round room. It's am closed, air conditioned round room. Of course, nobody was in the zoo because it was raining, except there was somebody in the zoo -- there was somebody making an adult film in our round room when I walked in and caught them.
Dan: An actual adult film? Like, it wasn't just two people, there was an entire ha ha
Michael Ryan Ruiz: There was a crew?
Ron: No no no no it wasn't a whole crew. It was this women pleasuring herself while her boyfriend was holding her and the other guy was photographing the whole thing.
Dan: ok ok
Ron: They ran out. They ran out. They got away. People told me you're lying Ron, you're making that up. No, I'm not making that up and for weeks -- I know I put myself out on a limb by doing this -- I searched the sites using different key words. You know, "wildlife" or all kinds of animal stuff. But Dan, I found it. I found it. And when I showed it to security and when i said look -- does that look familiar, does that background look familiar to you? They go "yeah" and that's when they start installing all the security cameras.
Me: December 10, 2019, Ron talked about this --- man, this has been a long year. I would bet good money he told that story 2-3 years ago.

Dan: Billy, why is your head in your hands?
Me: Phrasing Dan, that describes what got Jeffrey Toobin suspended.
Billy Gil: I was wondering about a lemur-napping and now you know, this is what it's turned into.
Dan: I just like the idea, now you -- is their a penalty for that, though? If they hadn't run out of the place.
Ron: OF COURSE. IT'S INDECENCY, YOU CAN'T JUST DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC. DAN.
Stugotz: It's a stiff fine.
Dan: Would you just chase them down, though?
Ron: I tried, but they were pretty young and they were pretty scared and they literally jumped right out and over the fence into the parking lot. So, they were fast. What was really sad, I caught the end of their film because when I was actually able to find the film on a site, they had been to several other sites before then at the zoo and documented their little activities.
Stugotz: A real sticky situation.
Ron: Ok, we need to change the subject.
Dan: [yelling] You're the one who said it was a real shocker.
Me: Show video of Ron telling the story

Ali: Do you believe in animal ghosts?
Me: Ron's previous ghost story
Ron: I believe in animal spirits, yes. I believe every living thing has a spirit. I do.
Dan: Ok, that petered out. The last time we asked him about ghosts, he had that amazing story.
Michael Ryan Ruiz: Have you ever seen an animal ghost?
Ron: I've never seen an animal ghost.
Michael Ryan Ruiz: Have you ever heard an animal ghost?
Ron: [pause] ahhhh [pause] You know, I don't know if it's that I'm really tired sometimes, but every now and then, I swear I hear the clicking of my dog's toes walking on the tile. Maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Dan: Roy - that took a dark turn - Roy, you want to finish your question?
Ron: Not dark at all. Happy! Beautiful!
Dan: Well, I just feel bad, because your dog died and you hear him. That's happened to me, it makes me sad.

Roy Bellamy: [re-asks loris question -- what's a loris and other mammals with this type of venom]
Ron: The loris is actually a type of primate. It has huge eyes, it's a nocturnal animal; doesn't get very large. Anybody who saw a picture of it, it's actually adorable. It has these huge alien-looking type of eyes, because it is a nocturnal type of primate. It is not an animal that's gonna attack you, or do anything like that. I'm not sure about the toxicity of that venom, how it's found in the saliva, but as far as other animals that have venom -- the platypus is probably one of the most notorious. It has a venomous spine at the base of its tail that can hurt you pretty badly. The platypus is also one of two egg-laying mammals in the world. So here's a bunch of information you got with one question. Good question, Roy.

Dan: Guillermo, did you know that platypi -- what is the plural?
Ron: Platypusses
Dan: Did you know that platypuses were venomous?

Video

Ron: Beautiful pool scene, guy. A guy in a pool deck. OH JEEZ THERE'S A BEAR COMING IN. Ok, this guy must be fast asleep on his lounge because he's not even moving. This bear is getting a little drink. It's a little black bear, nothing harmful. He's getting. OH NOW THE BEAR'S WALKING TO HIM. HE MUST STILL BE ASLEEP. THE BEAR probably smells his coke, or something. Oh he he's gonna wake him up this guy's gonna freak. Geez, what's going to happen. OH HE TAPS HIM ON HIS LEG. The guys wakes up OH look what happens what happens Dan? What happens? Say it, Dan. The bear runs away, doesn't he? The guy moves and the bear runs away. The bear doesn't attack him. It's not vicious, it doesn't destroy him. As soon as the guy woke up -- and what does he do? He reaches for his phone right away. Because he wants to get some kind of stupid Tiktok video or something stupid to put online, instead of just appreciating the moment. Oh the bear comes back, taps him on the foot with his nose, thinks "what is this guy?", then the guy wakes up ARR THE BEAR GOES OH GEEZ I'M OUTTA HERE. But that's beautiful. Lorenzo, thank you so much for sending that, because that will show people if you just behave and relax, these animals are much more frightened of you than you are of them. Finely, a really great video to show that point that's so important. God, you guys are good sometimes.
Me: video
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2020.10.21 09:40 AzariusFall The Clothes of 1960's Batman

I have a confession. I've always had a soft spot for Adam West's Batman television series. It's fun, upbeat, and surprisingly mature in humor. Not as in inappropriate, but the show is often overlooked as lacking self-awareness and being bad, but it's the ultimate satire. You really can't make up Batman correcting Robin's grammar before a fight, saying things like "be careful from whom you accept free lemonade", and claiming to be "inconspicuous" while dressed as... Batman. But enough gushing, I'm here to talk about the clothes of 60's Batman. I hope I can be informative and entertaining.
I'm going to add a few base rules. One is that I will not discuss costumes. This excludes the villains, the hero's main getup, and Police Chief O'Hara. Another is that I will only discuss the major characters in the show, so I will not include any one-off characters. With that being said, here are the clothes of Adam West's Batman.
Batman, A.K.A Bruce Wayne (Played by Adam West)
Millionare Playboy Bruce Wayne (who in fact is only vaguely and possibly implied to have slept with one woman once in the entire show, thus making him the worst playboy in history)'s clothes are very stylish, especially considering the standards of the 1960's (which was very plain and standardized). I can't compile every outfit he's ever worn, so here are some examples.
Bruce Wayne, Business Suit
This image is of Bruce in a pinstripe, three-piece navy suit with a silver tie. This kind of look is more unique for the 60's. It's more formal than most suits, and the silver tie is unusual due to most ties being dark colored at that point.
Blazer and Ascot
Bruce is a fan of ascots. He's often seen wearing them around Stately Wayne Manor (the stately bit is obligatory) and to informal events. The blazer has his family crest on it (probably), which is a classic style for old money men. During the summer, Bruce would replace the blazer or occasionally dressing gown with a beige cardigan, a piece that's strongly worth considering today.
Bruce's Dinner Suit
As you can see, Bruce's dinner suit isn't entirely classically styled. It has notch lapels, no pocket square, and seemingly no studs. The waistcoat, however, balances the formality of it. This is a perfect example of "mod" styling. Narrow, notch lapels and a slim cut. This dinner suit is seemingly his only dinner suit, as we see it multiple times, including in the movie, when we find out that Batman avoided the trap of wearing a pre-tied bow tie. Unfortunately, they missed out on the obvious fashion pun of having him wear a bat wing bow tie. Maybe next time.
Camp Goes Camping
This is indeed Bruce's idea of camping gear. A button down shirt and wool sweater that can only be described as "a thing". He wears a neckerchief which will be seen later.
Bruce Suit
This suit/sport coat (the trousers aren't visible here) is a common occurrence for Bruce. Mod sport coat with patterns (checked in this one) and subtle tie. The pink shirt was a bold choice for the strong gender roles of the 60's, however.
That should cover the basis for Bruce's fashion. But what about Dick?
Robin, A.K.A Dick Grayson (Played by Burt Ward)
Robin's dress is a bit less interesting, so I'll be brief. You may have noticed that in an above image, Bruce is wearing a dinner suit while Dick is wearing a lounge suit. This is because young men weren't, and in some circles still aren't, allowed to wear dinner suits until they're 15, and white tie until they're 18 (I'm not joking). This rule was obviously in place here, because we never see Dick in a dinner suit.
Standard Attire
This is Dick's standard attire. If you've ever wondered why your grandpa wears dress shirts with sweaters, this is why. This look was all the rage in the 60's. Believe it or not, we never see Dick in jeans or t shirts (if memory serves me right), which is probably due to his aristocratic associations. The good news is that because it's a T.V show Dick never seems to care about the stress that comes with being Millionare Playboy Bruce Wayne's Youthful Ward and heir.
Robin in a Suit
Here we see Dick in a suit. It's very standard and plain, but represents the long journey he has to take to develop a sense of style and elegance. Considering that he's at maximum 14, he seems to be doing well sartorially.
Dick in a Leather Jacket
Are you seeing this right? Yes, you are. In one episode, Dick goes undercover and tries to pose as a greaser, and while he gives himself away by choking on a cigarette, he succeeds sartorially. This outfit could still be worn today.
As we can see, Dick Grayson is a young man on the right path to having a good wardrobe.
Alfred the Butler (Played by Alan Napier)
Being old, English, and a butler, Alfred's attire is very traditional. There are several interesting pieces I want to touch on here.
Alfred
This is what you will see Alfred wear all the time. A white dress shirt, black necktie, black suit, and black oxfords. This is pretty standard butler gear.
Tails Improper
Here we see that the real playboy at Stately Wayne Manor is Alfred with beauty pageant queens. This tailcoat set is wrong in the details. It has a black bow tie and waistcoat. This, in all actuality, is correct, because these details tell party members that Alfred is a staff member and not a guest, and this tradition has existed for centuries, dating back to at least the Victorian era.
Tails Proper
Here we see Alfred in proper white tie. This was after he attended a concert by Liberace (playing Chandell the pianist and Harry, his evil twin brother, which might be the best episode). This implies that he attended the performance as a friend or equal to Mrs. Cooper. Alfred's tailcoat is stunning, proper, and very British in tailoring (notice the shoulders).
Alfred BLS
Here we see Alfred in, of all things, a black lounge suit being trapped by the most cunning ploy: an umbrella (the stripes and waistcoat are there). The bowler hat is delightfully traditional for this time period, to the point that this outfit could be called "retro" in the 60's. The questions of why Alfred is wearing a BLS to shop for caviar, why he chose a bowler hat of all things, and why he later refers to it as a "morning coat" are never answered.
Commissioner Gordon (Played by Neil Hamilton)
Comissioner Gordon has one job, and that's to call Batman. But he sure isn't going to do it in shorts. These are a few outfits that represent Gordon's style.
Gordon Suit
This is the average suit for Gordon. Grey or navy with a plain tie and shirt. It's the living embodiment of the 60's suit. He'll ocasionally accesorize with a trilby hat, which was dying in that time.
Gordon Dinner Suit
In this instance, Gordon beats Bruce in style. Shawl lapels, shirt studs, and classic bow tie, this dinner suit is timeless, even if it does have some mod influences.
In conclusion, 1960's Batman has some classic style in it, even if it's campy and silly. I always found these touches to be interesting, and hope you enjoyed it as well.
Edit 1: Spelling; "nacy" to "navy".
Edit 2: Spelling; "allways" to "always".
Edit 3: Grammar; "for" in between "suit" and "Gordon". Revision; Clarified details of Bruce's suit/sport coat.
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2020.10.21 09:10 FACE6000 This is some funny stuff

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged bea
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung,
TL,DR Dont frick with bees
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2020.10.21 07:16 EnGoodz ❗ Famous Founder of the ‘Modern Gay-Rights Movement’ Harry Hay, Mentor was a Jesuit Priest & Says Wearing a Mask is for Homosexuals

Devout Roman Catholic, O.T.O Member, Liberation Theologian, & Famous Founder of the ‘Modern Gay-Rights Movement’ Harry Hay, Most Serious Mentor was a Jesuit Priest & Said Wearing a Mask is for Homosexual Occultists Practicing Communism

“After approximately ten years in South Africa, Big Harry set his sights on Margaret Neall at the formal dances, lawn tennis, and similar social occasions sponsored by the Martha Washington Club for American women in South Africa. Few stories of their courtship survive, save that Margaret’s parents disapproved; there was a seventeen-year age difference between the couple, and Hay was not Catholic. They may have also worried that despite his already accumulated riches, the demanding life of the ambitious, 42-year-old man would be taxing to whomever he married. In fact, he had just been offered the job of opening new gold mines in the uncolonized district of Tarkwa in the Gold Coast. But Margaret knew her own mind and was herself ambitious. Her military family had been genteel but never affluent, and when the handsome, wealthy man proposed, she accepted. As part of the arrangement, Big Harry converted to Catholicism and agreed that any children would be raised in the Catholic Church.”

“Harry’s most serious Mentor was a Jesuit Priest who invited him for weekly tutoring sessions on Philosophy and Religion, hoping (unsuccessfully) to persuade young Harry to take the cloth.”

“When in later years he told this favorite coming-out story, he referred to it ironically as his ‘child molestation speech,’ to make the point of how sharply gay life differs from heterosexual norms. ‘As a child,’ he explained, ‘I molested an adult until I found out what I needed to know.’ He recalled that Matt’s promise of a new world and a future served as a life raft during the isolated period of high school. Far from being an experience of ‘molestation,’ Harry always described it as ‘the most beautiful gift that a fourteen-year-old ever got from his first love!’ The following year, a rapidly maturing Harry broke with the Catholic Church. Like his father, he was not particularly Religious to begin with, but he attended Mass regularly at St. Gregory’s [Roman Catholic Jesuit controlled St. Gregory Nazi-anzen Church Bronson Ave, Los Angeles], at Ninth Street and Norton, to perform his bass solos in the choir. ‘When the soprano was absent, I could use my counter-tenor high head-tones to sing her part. Since the Congregation sat in front of us, nobody noticed that it was me. For the same reason, they didn’t notice when I slipped under the seats with the nice-looking tenor, George, and kissed during mass.’ The Saturday afternoon before Easter [Babylonian child orgy and sacrifice Feast of Ishtar, nowhere found in the Bible, Constantine replaced the Feast of Passover for it] of that year he waited, with many of the other Parishioners of St. Gregory’s, to endure the twice-yearly Confession. ‘Almost everyone in the Congregation was there,’ he recalled, as the Priest, Father Follen, took the Confessions one by one. When it was Harry’s turn, he made his confession, but ‘instead of telling me a penance, Father Follen asked, ‘And now, my son, have you thoroughly searched your soul and confessed to God all the sins you have committed for which you are truly repentant?’ I said yes, I was finished. It did fleetingly cross my mind about George and me, but already I was thinking that this was something that was not a sin, and was not wrong, and was beautiful, and some day I would find the words to tell people. So I said nothing more. ‘Suddenly, there was an abrupt drop in the temperature. I could feel it through the screen. His voice came back very low and very cold, and he gruffly repeated, ‘Have you finished?’ I said, ‘Yes.’ ‘You have not!’ he said. I realized in that instant that Father Follen knew who I was, which he was not supposed to—and that George had talked. ‘Are you going to say you are sorry?’ he asked. I wasn’t sorry, and there was nothing for me to confess. There was a moment of strained silence as he waited, then I heard him putting on his vestments. Before I knew what was happening, he reached into my side of the Confessional, grabbed me by the collar and by the back of the belt, and, in front of all those waiting people, marched me to the front of the Cathedral, kicked open the door with his foot, and pushed me out, shouting, ‘Don’t come back until you are ready to say you’re sorry.’ Harry never did. But when, during the Depression, he visited home from College, he sometimes went to St. Gregory’s, not as a Parishioner, but as a Musician, to play an occasional Mass. ‘From the pulpit, Father Fallon would thank me for the music, and then invite me to the Sacristy, where we would finish off the Sacramental wine. Then the old hypocrite would chase me around the table. But I never let him catch me. I was very wise by then.”

“Sometimes the kids from the Filth and Famine League would go hear Harry play the organ for the Los Angeles Lodge of the Order of the Eastern Temple, or O.T.O., [Jesuit Priest, see website for citations] Aleister Crowley’s notorious anti-Christian [pro-Catholic] Spiritual Group. Based on the [Jesuit created and controlled, see my website for citations] Order of the Golden Dawn, a Secret-Society concerned with the use of ritual sex in magic, Crowley’s Society was not so secret and was known to have created homosexual sex-magic rituals. The O.T.O. motto, [Jesuit Casuistry] ‘Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law,’ inspired the name of its mother Church, the Abbey of Thelema, which in Greek means ‘will.’ The original Abbey was in [Roman Catholic, Jesuit controlled] Sicily, but the Los Angeles chapter also called their meeting place Thelema, although the smallish quarters were in the attic of a four-story house in Hollywood. Regina Kahl, with whom Harry had acted, was high priestess of O.T.O., and she hired Harry to play the organ at Services. In keeping with the times, no one was openly gay, but the Lodge was run by a frail man named Wilfred Smith, who often performed ‘Exorcisms’ on attractive young men. Kahl, whom Harry described as ‘the biggest lez you ever saw,’ and two older women known as the Wolfe sisters were Priestesses. The Wolfe sisters wistfully hinted that sex-magic rituals would be nice if enough people ever joined the Los Angeles Temple—but enough never did. When the services were to start, remembered Harry, ‘a gong sounded and we’d get to the Chapel by ladder. The Congregation sat in pews facing a sarcophagus behind a gauze curtain. Regina, in a flowing robe, slit the veil with a sword and out came Wilfred wearing a snake diadem and a red velvet cape velvet cape made from a theater curtain. ‘I am a man among men,’ he would say. Then, taking Regina, who towered above him, he’d say, ‘Come thou virgin, pure and without spot.’ Many visitors had trouble keeping a straight face. Harry mischievously slipped ‘Barnacle Bill the Sailor’ or ‘Yes, We Have No Bananas!’ slowed to dirge tempo, into the contrapuntal themes he was hired to play. Frequently, he dropped into his [non] former Catholic Church to play a Mass earlier in the day just to balance his Sacrilege.”

“The simple fact of being in New York made even everyday events take on a more vivid quality. ‘Every Sunday there was a parade somewhere or other,’ Harry recalled, ‘parades for various Saints of the Catholic Church, for local candidates, for the neighborhood Junior High School. If we wanted to have a parade that was important to the Left, we’d have to check with the Junior High first.’ The Hays frequented parades.”

“John Lyon Burnside III had already met Harry at Gerald Heard’s house … Burnside’s background was respectable; … winding up as a staff Scientist at [Jesuit created and controlled, see website for citations] Lockheed. … Burnside was at once an attentive listener and as discursive as Harry, the perfect partner for Harry’s ongoing dialogues about gays. Though John arrived a nerve-racking three hours late to their first date, they postponed the chef ’s salad Harry had prepared for another five hours, which they spent in bed. They fell for each other at every level, as they found out how much they had in common. Burnside was also a westerner, from Seattle. Both were [non] lapsed Catholics, were close in age (Burnside was forty-seven; Harry fifty-one) and had weathered long Heterosexual marriages.”

“Harry got to know every Indian dance, every festival time, and the best route to every Catholic Cathedral and windowless Church of the Penitente Catholics. [Literally creating and performing the Roman Catholic black-magic Eucharist for his homosexual sex-magic rituals—that is to say—Roman Catholicism.] He baked his own recipe of high nutrition bread for the gay waifs who came for showers, dried apple chips when there was a bumper crop, and made wine from currants, pears and plums.”
—Stuart Timmons (Homosexual Idolater Author of Harry Hay); ‘The Trouble with Harry Hay: Founder of the Modern Gay Movement,’ pp. 24-25, 48, 54-55, 97-98, 134, 245-246, 247, (Boston: 1990) [Emphasis Mine]
His Jesuit mentor was beyond a doubt absolutely successful in his mission commanded to him by his Jesuit Superior.

From a May, 1951 interview with Jesuit Spiritual Coadjutor, Harry Hay; wearing a mask is for homosexual occultists practicing Communism (Jesuit created Ecumenical Liberation Theology)—:
“One masque group was known as the ‘Société Mattachine.’ These Societies, lifelong Secret Fraternities of unmarried townsmen who never performed in public unmasked, were dedicated to going out into the countryside and conducting dances and rituals during the [Roman Catholic Saturnalia (Azaz’el)] Feast of Fools, at the Vernal Equinox. Sometimes these dance rituals, or masques, were peasant protests against oppression—with the maskers, in the people's name, receiving the brunt of a given lord's vicious retaliation. So we took the name Mattachine because we felt that we 1950s Gays were also a masked people, unknown and anonymous, who might become engaged in morale building and helping ourselves and others, through struggle, to move toward total redress and change.” —Henry Hay (May, 1951)
—Jonathan Katz; ‘Gay American History: Lesbians and Gay Men in the U.S.A,’ p. 620-622, (New York: 1978) [Emphasis Mine]

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